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    So apparently a bat now resides somewhere in my back yard. I've noticed it every night for the past month or so, freaky little fucker.

    Silent and nearly invisible, it strafes my pool and flashes in and out of the lights on my flag pole. At first I was like "cool, it's eating the bugs". Until the other night I had some company. I warned them about my new resident and got the appropriate look of disbelief. Then, they spot it, and are amazed. But then it's starts lowbuzing them, closer and closer each time, causing a serious freak out. That fucker gets close, sometimes right by your face. I saw the eyes on that damned thing.

    So I'm not sure why I only see one or two, or where they post up during the day, or exactly what it is. Should I be worried? Fuckers carry rabies I'm sure. I can tell you though, I carry a torch through my yard now.

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      I was reading if you put up mylar balloons that it fucks with them and they leave.
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          • #6
            That is unusual behavior for a bat. I live out in the country, so I have them around, but they are usually very shy. I recommend this.....

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            • #7
              More people could equal more mosquitoes

              If its flying I wouldnt worry that much unless you have dogs, cats and kids in the backyard since bats contract rabies so easily

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                I think if you say "hocus pocus" the bat will turn into a vampire.

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                • #9
                  Bats are cool and beneficial, and they're one of the very best things to combat mosquitos. In some places, people put out bat houses to attract them for that reason.

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                  • #10
                    I have seen 2 flying around my back yard in the last few weeks. Pretty cool little bastards.

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                    • #11
                      had a ton of them around my last house. I think they're cool
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                      • #12
                        we had them in a centex warehouse I ran a few years back. It was a trip to walk out there and have them fly within inches of you, but never touch you. Can you ID what kind of bat? Some of them really are completely harmless and very beneficial for bug control.
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                        • #13
                          When I was a kid my friend and I found some baby bats on the ground in his grandma's back yard. She stepped on them with her orthopedic shoe.





                          That's all I got.
                          Last edited by BradM; 06-26-2012, 08:36 AM.

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                          • #14
                            SSJunk has bat problems...

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                            • #15
                              SS Junk had a bat problem once.

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