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    Creflo Dollar has to of been a past DFWM member. Now livin' large. Bling, Bling, YO!



    Creflo Dollar: Demons Stole My Private Jet

    The pastor who asked followers to buy him a new $65 million aircraft blames the devil for losing the old one—and says he may need a spaceship to evangelize on Mars.

    Satan stole Pastor Creflo Dollar’s private jet, according to a paid spokesman for Satan’s opposition, Pastor Creflo Dollar.

    During a recent sermon, Dollar addressed his critics in the media who challenged him when he tried to convince the members of his congregation that they should buy him a $65 million private jet.

    In particular, Dollar said those who tried to damn him to a life of TSA pat-downs and long lines were doing the work of Satan, and that one day he would ask God for a billion dollars to buy a spaceship so he can go to Mars.

    Wide-eyed and rabid, Dollar told his congregation: “I can dream as long as I want to! I can believe God as long as I want to! If I want to believe God for a $65 million plane, you cannot stop me! You cannot stop me from dreaming!”
    In March, The Daily Beast brought you word that Dollar’s private jet was beginning to age somewhat, and that God told him he deserved a new one, at a cost of $65 million to the members of his church, World Changers Church International.

    The crowdsourcing mission was called “Project G650” and Dollar said it was all about “Understanding Grace” and “Empowering Change.”

    Dollar said he needed this new jet so that he could continue to travel the world and bring people the word of the gospel, but he did not explain why such a feat could not be accomplished while flying coach....


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    The pastor who asked followers to buy him a new $65 million aircraft blames the devil for losing the old one—and says he may need a spaceship to evangelize on Mars.

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    Originally posted by Fourx4Brad View Post
    Creflo Dollar has to of been a past DFWM member. Now livin' large. Bling, Bling, YO!



    Creflo Dollar: Demons Stole My Private Jet

    The pastor who asked followers to buy him a new $65 million aircraft blames the devil for losing the old one—and says he may need a spaceship to evangelize on Mars.

    Satan stole Pastor Creflo Dollar’s private jet, according to a paid spokesman for Satan’s opposition, Pastor Creflo Dollar.

    During a recent sermon, Dollar addressed his critics in the media who challenged him when he tried to convince the members of his congregation that they should buy him a $65 million private jet.

    In particular, Dollar said those who tried to damn him to a life of TSA pat-downs and long lines were doing the work of Satan, and that one day he would ask God for a billion dollars to buy a spaceship so he can go to Mars.

    Wide-eyed and rabid, Dollar told his congregation: “I can dream as long as I want to! I can believe God as long as I want to! If I want to believe God for a $65 million plane, you cannot stop me! You cannot stop me from dreaming!”
    In March, The Daily Beast brought you word that Dollar’s private jet was beginning to age somewhat, and that God told him he deserved a new one, at a cost of $65 million to the members of his church, World Changers Church International.

    The crowdsourcing mission was called “Project G650” and Dollar said it was all about “Understanding Grace” and “Empowering Change.”

    Dollar said he needed this new jet so that he could continue to travel the world and bring people the word of the gospel, but he did not explain why such a feat could not be accomplished while flying coach....
    Gotta love colorful journalism

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    • #3
      And satire
      I wear a Fez. Fez-es are cool

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Forever_frost View Post
        And satire
        None of the quotes are taken out of context. There are a ton of youtube videos out there of him saying this shit, and they're lampooning him for it.
        ZOMBIE REAGAN FOR PRESIDENT 2016!!! heh

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Forever_frost View Post
          And satire
          This has been all over the news. This crazy televangelist really does want a $65million dollar jet to "preach" from.
          I don't like Republicans, but I really FUCKING hate Democrats.


          Sex with an Asian woman is great, but 30 minutes later you're horny again.

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          • #6
            Oh I know, but he never claimed (that I've heard) that the devil was keeping him from one. HE's a d bag that should be staked out on a desert island and left to have a spirit journey
            I wear a Fez. Fez-es are cool

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            • #7
              Ah, I see now.
              ZOMBIE REAGAN FOR PRESIDENT 2016!!! heh

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              • #8
                Just like this board there always has to be the token ratard. It was Pat Robertson for the longest time.

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                • #9
                  It will cost about $4,000 an hour to operate when he gets it too. Now that the 650s are out, no one wants to be seen in anything less!
                  Originally posted by racrguy
                  What's your beef with NPR, because their listeners are typically more informed than others?
                  Originally posted by racrguy
                  Voting is a constitutional right, overthrowing the government isn't.

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                  • #10
                    Y'all haters just need Jeeeezus!
                    "It is in truth not for glory, nor riches, nor honours that we are fighting, but for freedom - for that alone, which no honest man gives up but with life itself."

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