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Forum: The Back Porch 01-15-2021, 02:59 PM
Replies: 407
Views: 45,245
Posted By Craizie
We're gonna need two big bottles of NOS and...

We're gonna need two big bottles of NOS and floorboard reinforcements.
Forum: The Back Porch 01-12-2021, 03:21 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 945
Posted By Craizie
"Using my band, show me where he touched...

"Using my band, show me where he touched you"
Forum: The Back Porch 01-12-2021, 09:06 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 1,021
Posted By Craizie
It might not be long, but it sure is thin! ...

It might not be long, but it sure is thin!

Also, I never cry after sex unless it was forced. I just get to feeling so bad for the ladies afterwards.
Forum: The Back Porch 01-11-2021, 05:39 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 1,021
Posted By Craizie
Man... from the looks of yalls post I should have...

Man... from the looks of yalls post I should have been hanging out with yall years ago.
Forum: The Back Porch 01-11-2021, 02:51 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 1,021
Posted By Craizie
Something as dumb as allergies could fuck that up...

Something as dumb as allergies could fuck that up for you. Then you'd just be an invisible cunt in a box at some point.
Forum: The Back Porch 01-11-2021, 11:04 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 1,021
Posted By Craizie
I'd eat worms every day to fly if it was...

I'd eat worms every day to fly if it was exclusive to me. Now, I wouldn't do it if I still had to wait in "we ate worms and can fly traffic".
Forum: God and Country 01-08-2021, 03:59 PM
Replies: 500
Views: 21,068
Posted By Craizie
Racist.

Racist.
Forum: God and Country 01-08-2021, 03:24 PM
Replies: 500
Views: 21,068
Posted By Craizie
Start an account with some whore as a profile...

Start an account with some whore as a profile picture. I bet he'll approve that immediately.
Forum: God and Country 01-08-2021, 12:16 PM
Replies: 500
Views: 21,068
Posted By Craizie
Congratulations. You played your self, comrade.

Congratulations. You played your self, comrade.
Forum: The Back Porch 01-07-2021, 10:37 AM
Replies: 53
Views: 2,137
Posted By Craizie
hookers and cocaine. But like $100 on the hookers.

hookers and cocaine. But like $100 on the hookers.
Forum: God and Country 01-06-2021, 04:36 PM
Replies: 500
Views: 21,068
Posted By Craizie
Bitch, you KNOW I have the softest hands in the...

Bitch, you KNOW I have the softest hands in the business.
Forum: God and Country 01-06-2021, 03:26 PM
Replies: 500
Views: 21,068
Posted By Craizie
Don't you own a Tremor? I get all my loser...

Don't you own a Tremor? I get all my loser friends confused, so I might be mistaken.
Forum: God and Country 01-05-2021, 02:27 PM
Replies: 500
Views: 21,068
Posted By Craizie
Did you buy your tremor before or after blocking...

Did you buy your tremor before or after blocking tremor14 on here?
Forum: Allstate Insurance Dominguez Agency 01-05-2021, 01:38 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 942
Posted By Craizie
Did she throw in free motor boat coverage?

Did she throw in free motor boat coverage?
Forum: The Back Porch 01-05-2021, 10:41 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 758
Posted By Craizie
Ouch.

Ouch.
Forum: The Back Porch 01-04-2021, 02:52 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 758
Posted By Craizie
And that's what I appreciates about you.

And that's what I appreciates about you.
Forum: The Back Porch 01-04-2021, 02:37 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 758
Posted By Craizie
pitb 15?

pitb 15?
Forum: The Back Porch 01-04-2021, 01:58 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 758
Posted By Craizie
Man. I was hoping for stories about 6 drugs and...

Man. I was hoping for stories about 6 drugs and rock and roll. Not kids sleeping in and people dying.

Shit.
Forum: The Back Porch 01-04-2021, 12:16 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 758
Posted By Craizie
Entertain me

Holy shit its boring at work. Tell me some good new years eve stories.

Any of you make it till midnight this year?
Forum: God and Country 12-31-2020, 06:18 PM
Replies: 89
Views: 3,804
Posted By Craizie
I know you're worried, but you should be fine,...

I know you're worried, but you should be fine, darling.
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