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Forum: The Back Porch 02-17-2019, 09:08 PM
Replies: 6
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Posted By soap
Sorry to hear about your dog. Sucks.

Sorry to hear about your dog. Sucks.
Forum: The Back Porch 02-17-2019, 04:21 PM
Replies: 120
Views: 2,481
Posted By soap
I used to hate my grandmas cat It was a bitch....

I used to hate my grandmas cat It was a bitch. This cat was average size Tomcat. One day my doberman cornered the cat. Now I’m trying to save this fucking cat so I quickly grab it To take it to...
Forum: The Back Porch 02-17-2019, 04:15 PM
Replies: 120
Views: 2,481
Posted By soap
Why are they at your feeder B.L.M. protest???

Why are they at your feeder B.L.M. protest???
Forum: The Back Porch 02-16-2019, 05:45 PM
Replies: 120
Views: 2,481
Posted By soap
Maybe a savanna cat?

Maybe a savanna cat?
Forum: The Back Porch 02-13-2019, 09:30 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 1,205
Posted By soap
What I forget to mention was that I wasnít losing...

What I forget to mention was that I wasnít losing that money. About 90% of what I spent per day I would win back. Basically Breaking out even.
Forum: The Back Porch 02-12-2019, 10:34 PM
Replies: 91
Views: 2,004
Posted By soap
Thought Iíd be a porn star. Instead I now give...

Thought Iíd be a porn star. Instead I now give handjobs behind the the Liquor store for five dollars a pop. Not exactly the type of star I was thinking of.
Forum: The Back Porch 02-11-2019, 12:44 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 1,205
Posted By soap
When I was managing that fiesta in Pleasant Grove...

When I was managing that fiesta in Pleasant Grove me and another manager who are friends would have these fucked up competitions against each other. To see who can win the most off lottery ticket...
Forum: The Back Porch 02-08-2019, 08:25 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 851
Posted By soap
Yup. It just takes practice to convince the dogs...

Yup. It just takes practice to convince the dogs to give you a few minutes to go find bottles and tape.
Forum: The Back Porch 02-08-2019, 12:35 PM
Replies: 120
Views: 2,481
Posted By soap
I totally agree. So let’s all get back on track...

I totally agree. So let’s all get back on track and talk about Squirting cougars...
Forum: The Back Porch 02-08-2019, 09:29 AM
Replies: 40
Views: 851
Posted By soap
This is how I learned to defend myself against...

This is how I learned to defend myself against dog attacks.

https://i.postimg.cc/wjx4c9vq/AFE06-EEC-7517-4-F13-A808-444-EFF58-B181.png (https://postimg.cc/fJFvMnmp)
Forum: The Back Porch 02-07-2019, 06:23 PM
Replies: 120
Views: 2,481
Posted By soap
Not throwing shit. Just returning it to itís...

Not throwing shit. Just returning it to itís rightful asshole from Which it came from.
Forum: Picture and Video Post Forum 02-07-2019, 03:29 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,269
Posted By soap
This should be NSFW. My boss is an animal rights...

This should be NSFW. My boss is an animal rights activist. And he was standing behind me I didnít know he was looking at my phone and saw this and almost fired me. He said something about advocating...
Forum: The Back Porch 02-07-2019, 03:26 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 274
Posted By soap
Had it done when I was 13 or 14. Best thing ever....

Had it done when I was 13 or 14. Best thing ever. I donít get tonsillitis anymore. I can breathe so much better. And no snoring. Few days of Following doctors orders and thatís it.
Forum: The Back Porch 02-07-2019, 03:20 PM
Replies: 120
Views: 2,481
Posted By soap
Borderline NSFW in 2019 ...

Borderline NSFW in 2019

https://i.postimg.cc/90s1WJLn/A9-D0848-B-6-C25-4-CE0-8648-82-C5-BD2-C656-A.jpg (https://postimages.org/)
Forum: The Back Porch 02-07-2019, 03:05 PM
Replies: 120
Views: 2,481
Posted By soap
Did I say your name? Dumbass. Don’t call me a...

Did I say your name? Dumbass. Don’t call me a pussy because you’re the one that gets all offended when you see women in bikinis are you turning gay?
Forum: The Back Porch 02-07-2019, 01:30 PM
Replies: 120
Views: 2,481
Posted By soap
Then use your personal phone/tablet/laptop. Not...

Then use your personal phone/tablet/laptop. Not tied to work. And watch busty cougars parts 7 all day long
Forum: The Back Porch 02-07-2019, 01:23 PM
Replies: 120
Views: 2,481
Posted By soap
Sounds like you people need more stuff to do at...

Sounds like you people need more stuff to do at work. Either that or just wait till you got home to open up your personal social media. And not use your employer’s computer for non work related...
Forum: The Back Porch 02-07-2019, 12:22 PM
Replies: 120
Views: 2,481
Posted By soap
I feel like I just woke up in California.

I feel like I just woke up in California.
Forum: The Back Porch 02-07-2019, 09:28 AM
Replies: 74
Views: 1,869
Posted By soap
Here’s my project. ...

Here’s my project.

https://i.postimg.cc/yNwdx40L/98872208-792-C-47-B5-95-ED-FDAA42-B0016-B.jpg (https://postimg.cc/8FmDXYKv)

Actually this too. ...
Forum: God and Country 02-06-2019, 10:19 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 1,091
Posted By soap
https://i.postimg.cc/bNQtnckB/2-E92567-A-246-A-40-...

https://i.postimg.cc/bNQtnckB/2-E92567-A-246-A-40-E4-969-D-773-E1-E15-AF06.png (https://postimg.cc/GHmt0fMF)
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