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Old 11-08-2018, 01:32 PM   #21
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I'm not a lawyer but I got into the 95th percentile on the LSAT so that makes me better than most and I think I drove past a Holiday Inn last week.
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Old 11-08-2018, 01:39 PM   #22
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I stayed in a La Quinta Inn for 5 hours this weekend. Does that count?
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Old 11-08-2018, 01:52 PM   #23
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I stayed in a La Quinta Inn for 5 hours this weekend. Does that count?
Sorry about the five hours, I thought the maid would find you sooner than that and untie you.
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Old 11-08-2018, 02:02 PM   #24
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You know why divorces cost so much?
Because they are worth it?
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Old 11-08-2018, 05:02 PM   #25
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Give 'em to me! I'll see if I can answer.



I'm around still...just not as much.
Ty sir, PM sent.
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Old 11-08-2018, 05:30 PM   #26
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Ty sir, PM sent.
Oh hail no! You've gotta post up, and let us hy-pathetic-al lawyers chime in.
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Old 11-08-2018, 06:18 PM   #27
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Oh hail no! You've gotta post up, and let us hy-pathetic-al lawyers chime in.
Tell ya twat, I'll let ya arm-chair lawyer the next one someone posts about. Deal?
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Old 11-08-2018, 09:39 PM   #28
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Sorry about the five hours, I thought the maid would find you sooner than that and untie you.
B minus. But solid effort.

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Because they are worth it?
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Old 11-08-2018, 11:19 PM   #29
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Tell ya twat, I'll let ya arm-chair lawyer the next one someone posts about. Deal?
This is the internet all you had do is come is come up with a story SVO has already told.

Or ask about the ownership of certain cow skin rugs that you've acquired
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Old 11-08-2018, 11:45 PM   #30
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This is the internet all you had do is come is come up with a story SVO has already told.

Or ask about the ownership of certain cow skin rugs that you've acquired
Sr SVO precedes himself, so there's nothing I could say that isn't already known.

That said, I had a cowskin rug, but when you have major microbial growth in your hvac, you have to leave that ish behind and hope the lawsuit provides reparations.
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Old 11-09-2018, 08:34 AM   #31
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There was so much potential in this thread. I was anxiously awaiting all the sound "hypothetical" advice that was about to be posted. Now it is nothing but disappointment. So much for a quality Friday in the office.
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Old 11-09-2018, 08:48 AM   #32
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Lol


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Old 11-09-2018, 12:17 PM   #33
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I don't own a cow skin rug.
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Old 11-10-2018, 08:47 AM   #35
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Fucken baller.
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