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Old 03-21-2017, 09:59 PM   #21
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That bitch looks absolutely insane. And not in a good way. Good looking, for sure, but a high probability of being a Level 5 bunny boiler.

which would totally make up for everything else, no?
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Old 03-21-2017, 10:00 PM   #22
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Just the average freak.......and some poor kid will now spend the rest of his life........trying to find another one....... to live up to his what his teacher showed him....
Shoulda kept his fucking mouth shut then.
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Old 03-21-2017, 10:02 PM   #23
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Shoulda kept his fucking mouth shut then.
Oh yeah...you know he has definitely figured out that part now! Probably bragging to his buddy......



His dad will be telling him..."the girls that roll their eyes at you tomorrow at school are the good girls. The ones that smile at you? Those are the ones like your teacher! Oh and next time, DON'T say a word to anyone....."

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Old 03-21-2017, 10:06 PM   #24
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which would totally make up for everything else, no?
No. A burned down house and dead pets aren't worth the poon she's bartering with.
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Old 03-21-2017, 10:09 PM   #25
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No. A burned down house and dead pets aren't worth the poon she's bartering with.
Try explaining that to a 17 year old........ he might disagree.
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Old 03-21-2017, 10:51 PM   #26
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No. A burned down house and dead pets aren't worth the poon she's bartering with.
shiiiiiiet! So don't have any pets....problem solved.
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Old 03-22-2017, 03:33 AM   #27
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She looks like that chick Saving Sarah Marshall. Would hit. I like the crazy sluts the best.
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Old 03-22-2017, 05:30 AM   #28
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Old 03-22-2017, 06:09 AM   #29
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Try explaining that to a 17 year old........ he might disagree.
I was speaking only for myself on that one, teenagers are a whole different crowd.
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Old 03-22-2017, 06:15 AM   #30
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That bitch looks absolutely insane. And not in a good way. Good looking, for sure, but a high probability of being a Level 5 bunny boiler.
If some crazy bitch wants to cook me dinner I am cool with that but she better make enough for me to share with my dog cause she can/does eat an entire bunny by herself.
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Old 03-22-2017, 06:25 AM   #31
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I was speaking only for myself on that one, teenagers are a whole different crowd.
My boy just turned 13, I'm pretty sure he's found something because his door is all of a sudden locked a lot.. I've been very cautious knocking and waiting for a "come in" before I open the door..

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Old 03-22-2017, 08:33 AM   #32
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Why couldnt I get this lucky in school
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Old 03-22-2017, 09:12 AM   #33
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Why couldnt I get this lucky in school
For the same reason as today, you got no game.
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Old 03-22-2017, 09:26 AM   #34
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Shoulda kept his fucking mouth shut then.
Men always fuck it up by talking.
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Old 03-22-2017, 10:02 AM   #35
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which would totally make up for everything else, no?
It's all fun and games until they try to run you over or stab you with a kitchen knife.
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Old 03-22-2017, 10:16 AM   #37
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shiiiiiiet! So don't have any pets....problem solved.
got homeowners insurance? Your GTG!

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Men always fuck it up by talking.
Always gotta one up each other. Just think, his next one up will be tales of conjugal visits!

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Shit, Gun in the night stand, problem solved!
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Old 03-22-2017, 10:47 AM   #38
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Jesus, I don't understand theses pretty teachers fucking students. I understand the convenience factor, but shit, let me have her and Ill show here some shit them boys haven't even thought of.
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Old 03-22-2017, 11:47 AM   #39
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Jesus, I don't understand theses pretty teachers fucking students. I understand the convenience factor, but shit, let me have her and Ill show here some shit them boys haven't even thought of.
No shit, let me have shot it and I would show her the best three minutes of her young life!



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Old 03-22-2017, 11:58 AM   #40
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Jesus, I don't understand theses pretty teachers fucking students.
Low self-esteem/daddy issues.
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