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    Tiger is about to finally win for the first time in over 2 years

  • #2
    Fuck him anywho
    How do we forget ourselves? How do we forget our minds?

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    • #3
      Originally posted by The Geofster View Post
      Fuck him anywho
      Tiger says "fuck you, I am about to fuck every porn star you fap to."

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      • #4
        Originally posted by mstng86 View Post
        Tiger says "fuck you, I am about to fuck every porn star you fap to."
        He's been on the prowl for 2 years. I bet he already has.
        Originally posted by BradM
        But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
        Originally posted by Leah
        In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by bcoop View Post
          He's been on the prowl for 2 years. I bet he already has.
          Maybe, but he may have had to settle for the b listers.

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          • #6
            Eh
            Originally posted by talisman
            I wonder if there will be a new character that specializes in bjj and passive agressive comebacks?
            Originally posted by AdamLX
            If there was, I wouldn't pick it because it would probably just keep leaving the game and then coming back like nothing happened.
            Originally posted by Broncojohnny
            Because fuck you, that's why
            Originally posted by 80coupe
            nice dick, Idrivea4banger
            Originally posted by Rick Modena
            ......and idrivea4banger is a real person.
            Originally posted by Jester
            Man ive always wanted to smoke a bowl with you. Just seem like a cool cat.

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            • #7


              Though his extramarital exploits became public fodder some three years ago, the details of Tiger Woods’ personality off the green have been heavily guarded.
              Former swing coach Hank Haney is changing all of that – revealing Woods’ often selfish, egocentric behaviour in a new book.
              He writes during their six years together, Woods showed little respect for those around him, making others pay for takeout and simply leaving a restaurant when he was done eating - whether or not those around him had finished.



              For months, Mr Haney was afraid to ask Woods for a Popsicle when the golfer was heading to the refrigerator.
              ‘He never offered me one or ever came back with one,’ he writes in his book, The Big Miss, which will be released March 27.
              He describes the anguish he felt over Woods’ simple lack of courtesy.
              ‘It actually took me a while to summon the courage to blurt out, “Hey, Bud, do you think I could have one of those Popsicles?”’

              In the tell-all, Mr Haney depicts Woods as bad-mannered, cheap, and a lover of pornography and potty-humour.
              Before the 2006 Ryder Cup, several golfers, including devout Christian Zach Johnson, shared a hotel room with Woods.
              Tiger ‘immediately purchased the adult-move 24-hour package and turned it on,’ Mr Haney said, according to the New York Post.


              Mr Johnson had no choice but to ignore the adult programming.
              The ex-coach said Tiger let his fame go to his head.
              When he would go out to eat with now ex-wife Elin Nordegren, he’d get up and leave, expecting her to follow – even if she hadn’t finished her meal.
              ‘When he was done – and he habitually ate fast – you were done,’ he wrote.
              Though Tiger said he hated the ‘vultures’ in media for picking apart his personal life, he oddly loved his South Park depiction, in which he is seen calling Ms Nordegren a ‘fat Swedish cow.’
              The coach quit via text message in May 2010 – perhaps a good move since he said Tiger was glued to his phone and would routinely ignore people to SMS.

              Dine and dash: Tiger would supposedly leave the restaurant as soon as he was done eating, and wouldn't wait for then-wife Elin Nordegren to finish
              As it turned out, the golfer was messaging his mistresses.
              Woods has written off the book, calling it ‘unprofessional and very disappointing.’
              He told ESPN.com in a telephone interview the book – which will be released prior to the Masters – was especially hurtful because ‘it’s someone I worked with and trusted as a friend.’
              He called Mr Haney’s anecdotes ‘one-sided’ and a cheap way to earn money.
              ‘I’m not going to waste my time reading it,' Woods said.
              In the end, the 247-page book ends with Mr Haney wishing Tiger well – he even thanks him for ‘an incredibly rewarding six years.’


              Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...#ixzz1qDzEKMqL

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              • #8
                " You can't eat fried chicken with chop sticks"
                Ded

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                • #9
                  Wow, if all that is true in Haney's book then fuck Tiger Woods.

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                  • #10
                    I am wondering about the Zach Johnson having to share a hotel room bit. Unless it was a last minute thing. I thought the tour helped make sure there were enough rooms. If Tiger is/was that bad I can't imagine him bunking in with someone.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Buick355 View Post
                      Wow, if all that is true in Haney's book then fuck Tiger Woods.
                      I have no idea why this would surprise you.

                      I'll give you a first-hand account of a real life local sports star, Ex Cowboy receiver Terry Glenn. This was back When he was starting receiver. He would routinely come to the bowling alley I played at during league, Euless Showplace, bring his friends and family and WALK the tab. I'm talking $300-600 bar/food/bowling tabs for 15-20 people. He got caught in the parking lot a few times but a few he got away. The manager confronted him the 2nd time he did it because Glenn had the audacity to come back and act like "oh soandso paid. He didn't? Oh man. He was supposed to pay." when it was Glenn that organized and started the tab etc. Funny part is he always paid up but would act all butt-hurt and not tip. After the second time the manager said he wanted a CC up front and instant 18% grat. He told Glenn that the server last time was in tears because she thought she was going to get fired over the $500+ walked tab. Glenn said fine, gave them his Amex card and zeroed out when he paid. Glenn and his entourage never came back.

                      People with sudden fame and money seem to freak the fuck out when it comes to spending it and getting called on being cheap fucks. No shock.
                      Originally posted by PGreenCobra
                      I can't get over the fact that you get to go live the rest of your life, knowing that someone made a Halloween costume out of you. LMAO!!
                      Originally posted by Trip McNeely
                      Originally posted by dsrtuckteezy
                      dont downshift!!
                      Go do a whooly in front of a Peterbilt.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by DON SVO View Post
                        I have no idea why this would surprise you.

                        I'll give you a first-hand account of a real life local sports star, Ex Cowboy receiver Terry Glenn. This was back When he was starting receiver. He would routinely come to the bowling alley I played at during league, Euless Showplace, bring his friends and family and WALK the tab. I'm talking $300-600 bar/food/bowling tabs for 15-20 people. He got caught in the parking lot a few times but a few he got away. The manager confronted him the 2nd time he did it because Glenn had the audacity to come back and act like "oh soandso paid. He didn't? Oh man. He was supposed to pay." when it was Glenn that organized and started the tab etc. Funny part is he always paid up but would act all butt-hurt and not tip. After the second time the manager said he wanted a CC up front and instant 18% grat. He told Glenn that the server last time was in tears because she thought she was going to get fired over the $500+ walked tab. Glenn said fine, gave them his Amex card and zeroed out when he paid. Glenn and his entourage never came back.

                        People with sudden fame and money seem to freak the fuck out when it comes to spending it and getting called on being cheap fucks. No shock.
                        Yeah then that dumbass came to Don carters (USA Bowl now) and did that same fucking thing. Cause my brother was his server and not once did he get tips from a 700 dollar plus tabs. He never walked out but he never did tip.
                        Last edited by DON SVO; 03-26-2012, 03:15 PM.
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by DON SVO View Post
                          I have no idea why this would surprise you.

                          I'll give you a first-hand account of a real life local sports star, Ex Cowboy receiver Terry Glenn. This was back When he was starting receiver. He would routinely come to the bowling alley I played at during league, Euless Showplace, bring his friends and family and WALK the tab. I'm talking $300-600 bar/food/bowling tabs for 15-20 people. He got caught in the parking lot a few times but a few he got away. The manager confronted him the 2nd time he did it because Glenn had the audacity to come back and act like "oh soandso paid. He didn't? Oh man. He was supposed to pay." when it was Glenn that organized and started the tab etc. Funny part is he always paid up but would act all butt-hurt and not tip. After the second time the manager said he wanted a CC up front and instant 18% grat. He told Glenn that the server last time was in tears because she thought she was going to get fired over the $500+ walked tab. Glenn said fine, gave them his Amex card and zeroed out when he paid. Glenn and his entourage never came back.

                          People with sudden fame and money seem to freak the fuck out when it comes to spending it and getting called on being cheap fucks. No shock.


                          I'd like to point out, not all local sports stars or even most "sudden fame and money" people act this way. Most are VERY generous. Not surprising about Glenn though. Didn't he get arrested for stealing a rental car?
                          Originally posted by BradM
                          But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
                          Originally posted by Leah
                          In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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