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Old 04-21-2022, 10:16 AM   #1
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Default Johnny Depp and Amber Heard court trial

Damn, she threw a vodka bottle at Johnny Depp and severed the tip of his finger after she cut off his fucking finger, she put out a lit cigarette on his FACE???

She also took a shit on his bed covered it with the covers and smeared it. WTF!? This girl is straight up sadistic.
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Old 04-21-2022, 10:21 AM   #2
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Old 04-21-2022, 10:36 AM   #3
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She must be absolutely god-tier in the sack for Johnny Depp to endure that bullshit abuse.
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Old 04-21-2022, 11:46 AM   #4
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I wish I had more time to watch that Hollyweird disaster trial
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Old 04-21-2022, 12:26 PM   #5
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DaPrez would pee in her butt.
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Old 04-21-2022, 11:37 PM   #6
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Old 04-22-2022, 06:03 AM   #7
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She must be absolutely god-tier in the sack for Johnny Depp to endure that bullshit abuse.
No matter what she does or how good she is, none of that shit is worth it.

Fuck them hoes.
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Old 04-22-2022, 07:08 AM   #8
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This should be settled with an old fashioned pistol duel, where the best outcome is they both shoot each other.
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Old 04-22-2022, 07:19 AM   #9
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POW right'na kisser. Bet that would shut her down fast. In the words of that really smart guy who got away with everything "The usefulness of hiring someone else to do it can't be understated"
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Old 04-22-2022, 08:29 AM   #10
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No matter what she does or how good she is, none of that shit is worth it.

Fuck them hoes.
I see what you did there.
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Old 04-25-2022, 04:37 PM   #11
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DaPrez would pee in her butt.
After he stole all the booze from the place.
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Old 05-03-2022, 09:37 AM   #12
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I still cannot get over the name of one of her attorneys. Mr. Rottenborn.
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Old 05-04-2022, 07:47 AM   #13
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My wife is obsessed with this trial and keeps telling me stuff about it - I just do. not. care. about celebrities in general, and especially about these two.

I don't get why people are so obsessed with celebs or sports stars. They would run you or me over in their Bentley and not care one bit.
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Old 05-04-2022, 08:44 AM   #14
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Old 05-04-2022, 10:20 AM   #15
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My wife is obsessed with this trial and keeps telling me stuff about it - I just do. not. care. about celebrities in general, and especially about these two.

I don't get why people are so obsessed with celebs or sports stars. They would run you or me over in their Bentley and not care one bit.
it's literally just a distraction from Biden screwing you in the ass
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Old 05-04-2022, 05:59 PM   #16
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it's literally just a distraction from Biden screwing you in the ass
You trying to wake up the zombies? GL!!!
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Old 05-04-2022, 06:53 PM   #17
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You trying to wake up the zombies? GL!!!
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Old 05-09-2022, 04:53 PM   #18
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it's literally just a distraction from Biden screwing you in the ass
In the end, your still screwed. Yay
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Old 05-10-2022, 10:55 AM   #19
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In the end, your still screwed. Yay
pretty much
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Old 05-26-2022, 10:38 AM   #20
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