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Old 07-01-2019, 11:39 AM   #21
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As a point of note, fucking a post-op tranny does provide a certain level of plausible deniability.
As long as you aren't penetrated by xir penis it's still straight sex according to what I've read.
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Old 07-01-2019, 02:11 PM   #22
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This is thread is fabulous!
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Old 07-01-2019, 03:32 PM   #23
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bro, i have lived by the simple rule that it is not gay if you paid or were paid.
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Old 07-05-2019, 11:28 AM   #24
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As long as you aren't penetrated by xir penis it's still straight sex according to what I've read.
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Old 07-05-2019, 11:55 AM   #25
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bro, i have lived by the simple rule that it is not gay if you paid or were paid.
Also not gay if you don't push back.
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Old 07-05-2019, 02:18 PM   #26
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This thread reminds me of the Tucker Max blog post about one of his friends basically convincing him that, due to his rampant fuck-anything-at-the-bar in South Beach/Miami, there’s a high probability he nailed a post-op. Gave him some scenarios (taller than usual, perfect tits but smaller, went to the bathroom then came back wetter than a bucket of oil in a thunderstorm) and turned him into a basket case.
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