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Old 01-08-2019, 08:00 PM   #1
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Default Hilarious reddit thread about cheating whore wife...

Long, but well worth the read. The reddit thread was deleted...I assume because of the divorce, but the guy’s posts are on another site.

Well worth the read. This guy did it right.

https://thoughtcatalog.com/james-b-b...er-in-the-act/


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Old 01-08-2019, 08:56 PM   #2
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We sure thats not written by SVO?

I didnt realize PIs could give a play by play in the middle of a "mission".
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Old 01-08-2019, 09:14 PM   #3
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Something to remember when/if the time comes.


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Old 01-08-2019, 09:15 PM   #4
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We sure thats not written by SVO?

I didnt realize PIs could give a play by play in the middle of a "mission".
Not me, I could not give a fuck if my gal was getting side dick.
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Old 01-08-2019, 09:20 PM   #5
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Holy shit, go into that Dead Bedrooms reddit that he mentions and read, life is fucking terrible for some people.
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Old 01-08-2019, 09:47 PM   #6
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Oh man that's got to be among the most depressing places on the internet.

I only read a few...but I was surprised to see that most of those were from women.
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Old 01-08-2019, 10:26 PM   #7
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Oh man that's got to be among the most depressing places on the internet.

I only read a few...but I was surprised to see that most of those were from women.
Lonely women make good lovers or at least that's what that old country song used to say.
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Old 01-08-2019, 11:36 PM   #8
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I only read a few...but I was surprised to see that most of those were from women.
The women probably don't mention that their bedroom is dead because they gained 120lbs.
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The women probably don't mention that their bedroom is dead because they gained 120lbs.
Spot on in a lot of cases

“I’ve tried everything” (except not eating ice cream at every meal)
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Old 01-09-2019, 05:48 AM   #10
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Old 01-09-2019, 07:20 AM   #11
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He should’ve hit her before they left
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Where’s the rest of the story?
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Spot on in a lot of cases

“I’ve tried everything” (except not eating ice cream at every meal)
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loved it! good read. if i was his brother i'd divorce Carly too! both of those girls needed divorced




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yeah i think it died at page 15
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Old 01-09-2019, 03:20 PM   #15
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It would be hard to get along with your brothers wife after all that with knowing her bs she was involved in with the ex-wife!
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Old 01-09-2019, 03:54 PM   #16
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I didnt find it funny.
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Old 01-09-2019, 07:18 PM   #17
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I didnt find it funny.


Yeah. Maybe hilarious wasn’t an accurate descriptor.


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Old 01-09-2019, 07:52 PM   #18
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I'm never getting married, i dont understand it
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Old 01-09-2019, 08:28 PM   #19
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I'm never getting married, i dont understand it
If you want children you should be in a married relationship to raise them. Other than that marriage is kind of pointless for men.
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I'm never getting married, i dont understand it
Gotta find someone else willing first anyways...lol
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