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Old 12-26-2018, 06:00 PM   #21
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Had a buddy who found his job on here

http://www.jailtojob.com/companies-hire-felons.html
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Old 12-26-2018, 06:13 PM   #22
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Call Trump for reference.
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Old 12-26-2018, 08:20 PM   #23
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As someone else said Amazon. Yes they do background checks but his employment chances depend on what his felony was.

With the tight job market he should be able to find something.
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Old 12-27-2018, 08:23 AM   #24
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Work for SVO cleaning pools, Iím serious.
You are correct in that I do hire felons but it depends on the crime. Typically I look for people who were overcharged or where I don't believe that their crime should be considered a felony. Sex crimes are usually a no-go along with robbery if the robbery was a real robbery.
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Old 12-27-2018, 09:08 AM   #25
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Tell him to grab a few of his friends and let's bring back felony fights

Ha ha that was awesome to see!
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Old 12-27-2018, 09:25 AM   #26
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Saw one of those where a felon beat the shit out of another felon and then bit into his cheek almost to the point of ripping out a silver dollar size chunk. Wonder how many shots that poor bastard had to endure from that nastiness.
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Old 12-27-2018, 01:34 PM   #27
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Saw one of those where a felon beat the shit out of another felon and then bit into his cheek almost to the point of ripping out a silver dollar size chunk. Wonder how many shots that poor bastard had to endure from that nastiness.
None. I have been known to bite people on the face while fighting if I am coming up short in the engagement. The only person I remember who got an infection was a guy who lost most of his nose and developed a staph infection because of the location of the injury.
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Old 12-27-2018, 01:50 PM   #28
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None. I have been known to bite people on the face while fighting if I am coming up short in the engagement. The only person I remember who got an infection was a guy who lost most of his nose and developed a staph infection because of the location of the injury.
I've always told people that when shit goes down I turn into a tornado of teeth and finger nails.

You can call me a faggot, but I'll be a faggot that won.
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Old 12-27-2018, 01:52 PM   #29
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I've always told people that when shit goes down I turn into a tornado of teeth and finger nails.

You can call me a faggot, but I'll be a faggot that won.
I can beat most people but if a few people get on me I pick someone to really fuck up and stay on them.

Edit: Doing this will frequently turn a fight into nothing more than some guys friends doing everything they can to just pull you off of their friend.
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Old 12-27-2018, 05:06 PM   #30
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None. I have been known to bite people on the face while fighting if I am coming up short in the engagement.
I take it your stint in prison guarantees the fact that this turd bag didn't eat a plate of shit, or just have all around filthiness going on before biting someone?
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Old 12-27-2018, 06:11 PM   #31
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I take it your stint in prison guarantees the fact that this turd bag didn't eat a plate of shit, or just have all around filthiness going on before biting someone?
???? Have you been drinking?
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Old 12-27-2018, 06:47 PM   #32
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???? Have you been drinking?
Have you been lying again?
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Old 12-27-2018, 07:21 PM   #33
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Have you been lying again?
Did you rape your dog and children again? Have you stopped beating your wife?
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Old 12-27-2018, 07:56 PM   #34
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This is when trump should step in and help those that have turned their lives around.
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Old 12-27-2018, 08:53 PM   #35
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Did you rape your dog and children again? Have you stopped beating your wife?
Who the fuck do you have me confused for?
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Old 12-27-2018, 09:00 PM   #36
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None. I have been known to bite people on the face while fighting if I am coming up short in the engagement. The only person I remember who got an infection was a guy who lost most of his nose and developed a staph infection because of the location of the injury.
Is this before or after you make these bros F each other in the ass at gunpoint?

J/K; relax have fun with Magnus.
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Old 12-27-2018, 09:10 PM   #37
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Who the fuck do you have me confused for?
I was mocking the way you phrased the question.


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Is this before or after you make these bros F each other in the ass at gunpoint?

J/K; relax have fun with Magnus.
Several years before and they weren't bros, they were niggars.
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Old 12-27-2018, 10:37 PM   #38
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Saw one of those where a felon beat the shit out of another felon and then bit into his cheek almost to the point of ripping out a silver dollar size chunk. Wonder how many shots that poor bastard had to endure from that nastiness.
For those interested start around 6min

https://youtu.be/JOjvBAoDDes
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Old 12-27-2018, 10:39 PM   #39
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I was mocking the way you phrased the question.
The difference would be you're lying all the time, and I've never talked about kids or a dog.
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Old 12-27-2018, 11:22 PM   #40
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The difference would be you're lying all the time, and I've never talked about kids or a dog.
Since you did not address the wife beating can we all assume that you still beat her?
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