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Old 07-10-2018, 08:28 PM   #1
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Rear ended by a young woman on the DNT this afternoon. Not satisfying in the least. New bumper and maybe tailgate for the F150. Complete rebuild of the front end for her Corolla. Sorry for her luck.
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Old 07-10-2018, 08:41 PM   #2
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Did she use lube?
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Old 07-10-2018, 09:04 PM   #3
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Old 07-10-2018, 09:08 PM   #4
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Old 07-10-2018, 09:11 PM   #5
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I had the exact opposite happen in late 2017 - I rear ended a Carolla-ish car in my 2011 F150. She got out, looked at her rear bumper and drove off.

My truck looked like I hit a concrete wall. The lower bumper was folded out but there was no damage above that. Ended up with roughly $10k in damages once it was all taken apart (intercooler, frame horns, etc)

First time I've seen a car and truck tangle and the truck come out the sore loser.
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Old 07-10-2018, 09:17 PM   #6
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Old 07-10-2018, 10:38 PM   #7
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Old 07-11-2018, 06:48 AM   #8
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You need to find some pain along with a good chiropractor. I recommend 360 Chiropractic in Frisco, dr. Matt is a badass. I'd recommend a good vulture Pi lawyer but the one I knew the best accidentally killed himself with cocaine.
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Old 07-11-2018, 06:50 AM   #9
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I try and keep the ball hitch on my Suburban and truck.

Got bumped at a stop light a couple years back. Ball went through the guys bumper, hit the frame and never touched my bumper.

Driver didn't get it but I told him he scratched my ball.
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... and maybe tailgate for the F150
Did she not see you before the collision? Usually if there is a last minute effort when the brakes are slammed the nose will go down under the car that is hit.
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Old 07-11-2018, 10:08 AM   #11
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Did she not see you before the collision? Usually if there is a last minute effort when the brakes are slammed the nose will go down under the car that is hit.
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Hey so, before you got pounded in the butt did you put your plug in? We told you to plug your hole a few days ago and now your ass gets pounded. Shitty luck. Maybe you can reach around while your ass is getting fixed and have your plug fixed too

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Did she not see you before the collision? Usually if there is a last minute effort when the brakes are slammed the nose will go down under the car that is hit.
She was on the brakes, I think it just took some paint off with her crumpled hood.
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Old 07-11-2018, 03:26 PM   #14
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Hey so, before you got pounded in the butt did you put your plug in? We told you to plug your hole a few days ago and now your ass gets pounded. Shitty luck. Maybe you can reach around while your ass is getting fixed and have your plug fixed too

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Nope, still have the nail in it. I have convinced myself to just plug it though.
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Nope, still have the nail in it. I have convinced myself to just plug it though.
Yes! Can't wait to read the thread where the plug fucks you over. I'm on a roll over here.
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Old 07-11-2018, 04:21 PM   #16
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Nope, still have the nail in it. I have convinced myself to just plug it though.
I was gonna say- third time is a charm. Perhaps since it is a new tire you should go in and get it pro rated. Would not hurt to try.
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I had the exact opposite happen in late 2017 - I rear ended a Carolla-ish car in my 2011 F150. She got out, looked at her rear bumper and drove off.

My truck looked like I hit a concrete wall. The lower bumper was folded out but there was no damage above that. Ended up with roughly $10k in damages once it was all taken apart (intercooler, frame horns, etc)

First time I've seen a car and truck tangle and the truck come out the sore loser.
Crumple zones to dissipate the energy.
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Old 07-11-2018, 09:30 PM   #18
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At least you didn’t blow a tire
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Old 07-11-2018, 10:22 PM   #19
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Rear ended by a young woman
You got pegged? Míkay.....
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