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Old 07-11-2018, 09:43 PM   #1
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how dare thatwaitress tell me ive had enogh and give me that look
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Old 07-11-2018, 09:55 PM   #2
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Old 07-11-2018, 11:12 PM   #3
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Sheís obviously flirting and testing you to see what kind of man you are. Best course of action is to slap her on the butt and call her sweetheart.
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Old 07-12-2018, 07:14 AM   #4
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I remember the first time I had a couple of beers at Applebee’s.
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Old 07-12-2018, 07:21 AM   #5
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I remember the first time I had a couple of beers at Applebeeís.
My first beer was a Killian's Irish Red at Applebee's.
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Old 07-12-2018, 08:22 AM   #6
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My first beer was a Killian's Irish Red at Applebee's.
I used to order that at strip clubs because the bottle was so dark the waitresses couldn't tell if it was empty or not.
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Old 07-12-2018, 11:30 AM   #7
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I used to order that at strip clubs because the bottle was so dark the waitresses couldn't tell if it was empty or not.
Whats the benefit of this?
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Old 07-12-2018, 11:49 AM   #8
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Whats the benefit of this?
If you donít want to drink for whatever reason and donít want to be hassled by the waitstaff, they bug you less if they see a bottle in your hand.
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Old 07-12-2018, 12:04 PM   #9
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If you donít want to drink for whatever reason and donít want to be hassled by the waitstaff, they bug you less if they see a bottle in your hand.
Yep and at $6 a pop it got real expensive. I'd nurse one for a couple of hours. Now though most places have $1.75 beers during the week so it's no big deal.
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Old 07-12-2018, 05:49 PM   #10
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my first legal beer was at hooters! i was a pro drinker way before 21 hit though
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