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    The Campaign Quotes


    Marty Huggins: Dad, if you're still holding a grudge because I wore crocs to Mom's funeral, like I've told you a thousand times, I'm sorry. Mom would have wanted it that way. She was casual.

    – Submitted by Jillian L (1 day ago)

    Dylan Huggins: I put a firefly in my butt-hole.
    Marty Huggins: Why?
    Dylan Huggins: So I could see my farts glow.

    – Submitted by Jillian L (1 day ago)

    Cam Brady: You know the difference between your Mom and washing machine? When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for three weeks.

    – Submitted by Jacqueline T (17 days ago)

    Marty Huggins: If I had known you'd be proud of me, I would have shot someone sooner!

    – Submitted by Susanne S (25 days ago)

    Marty Huggins: I'm going to roll up my sleeves, put my sandwich in my lunch pail, and grab my broom. Cause it's a MESS!

    – Submitted by Joshua B (39 days ago)

    Marty Huggins: Push it? Push it real good?

    – Submitted by Tyler B (39 days ago)

    Tim Whitley: We have 49 days before this district of 700,000 people decides if they like you or not. Right now, your likability is at 26 percent. The focus group words that come up for you are odd', 'clammy', 'probably Serbian.
    Marty Huggins: That's an old one.

    – Submitted by Typhoon Q (40 days ago)

    Tim Whitley: Looks like the Travelocity gnome.

    – Submitted by Brendan C (47 days ago)

    Cam Brady: I crapped gold!

    – Submitted by Brendan C (47 days ago)

    Cam Brady: You're such a little turd that when you sit in sand, cats try to bury you.

    – Submitted by Courtney P (48 days ago)

    Marty Huggins: Hey Travis, you tired this morning?
    Travis: Nope just high.

    – Submitted by Austin G (54 days ago)

    Dylan Huggins: One time, I put a firefly up my butt hole.
    Marty Huggins: Why would you do that?
    Dylan Huggins: To make my farts glow.

    – Submitted by Katie M (55 days ago)

    Cam Brady: Do you mind if I come in to make a phone call?

    – Submitted by Ernest e (2 months ago)

    Cam Brady: You ever want to talk about make-out techniques, I can show you how to turn your tongue into a magic wand.

    – Submitted by Zach M (2 months ago)

    Marty Huggins: Can't, now that's the real 'c' word.
    Cam Brady: If you get my son to call you daddy, then I f**k your wife!

    – Submitted by Zac M (2 months ago)

    Cam Brady: How does my hair look?
    Mitch: Strong, real strong.

    – Submitted by Dan H (3 months ago)

    Cam Brady: Did anyone ask me how my fist felt after punching the iron like jaw of that baby?

    – Submitted by Hunter T (3 months ago)

    Cam Brady: If it's a rockin' don't come a knockin'.

    – Submitted by Hunter T (3 months ago)

    Cam Brady: My heart is poundin'. Like a phone book in the dryer.

    – Submitted by Alyssa B (3 months ago)

    Cam Brady: OWW! Staple my nipples to my nuts and do sit-ups!

    – Submitted by Thomas S (3 months ago)

    Cam Brady: I'm gonna fuck your wife and then put it on the TV.

    – Submitted by Jared H (3 months ago)

    Marty Huggins: A minute ago my pants were down, and now I'm a congressman. Normally it's the other way around.

    – Submitted by Zach D (3 months ago)

    Cam Brady: I'm Cam Brady and I seductively approve this message.

    – Submitted by Jamison E (4 months ago)

    Banker: Are you playing footsie with me under the table, Mrs. Brady?

    – Submitted by Stephanie R (4 months ago)

    Cam Brady: Rainbow land is a fictitious place!

    – Submitted by Marwin L (4 months ago)

    Raymond Huggins: You look like Richard Simmons crapped out a Hobbit!

    – Submitted by Winston I (4 months ago)

    Marty Huggins: Hey, after this are you gonna get aftershave or toilet paper because your face is like an ass...

    – Submitted by William G (4 months ago)

    Marty Huggins: Hate to break it to you friend, but your balloon's about to pop. And that balloon's filled with your own butt toots.

    – Submitted by David Z (4 months ago)

    Cam Brady: Because schools is this nation's backbone.

    – Submitted by David Z (4 months ago)

    Cam Brady: Because Filipino Tilt-a-Whirl operators are this nation's backbone!

    – Submitted by David Z (4 months ago)

    Mitzi Huggins: I touch myself thinking of Drew Carey.

    – Submitted by Aaron S (4 months ago)

    Cam Brady: That makes me so mad, I wanna find that baby and punch him again!

    – Submitted by Hiro P (4 months ago)

    Huggins Supporter: I don't wanna live in Rainbow Land, and you can't make me!

    – Submitted by Brian W (4 months ago)

    Cam Brady: What's the difference between a dryer and your mom? When I drop a load in the dryer, it doesn't follow me around for 3 weeks.

    – Submitted by Russ D (4 months ago)

    Cam Brady: America. Jesus. Freedom.

    – Submitted by Ryan M (4 months ago)

    Mitch: He just punched a baby.

    – Submitted by Moe J (4 months ago)

    Cam Brady: I've never seen a baby take a punch like that.

    – Submitted by Randy H (5 months ago)

    Cam Brady: Your mama's like a vacuum cleaner... she sucks, she blows and she gets laid in the closet.

    – Submitted by Clayton R (5 months ago)

    Marty Huggins: Hate to break it to you friend, though your balloon's getting ready to pop.

    – Submitted by Clayton R (5 months ago)

    Cam Brady: Oh, trash talk eh? Alright. Your wife's like a vacuum cleaner. She sucks, she blows, and she gets laid in the closet.

    – Submitted by Andrew D (6 months ago)

    Cam Brady: Rainbowland is not real! It's not real!

    – Submitted by Robert B (6 months ago)

  • #2
    I liked that movie but I had my hopes up too high.

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    • #3
      Thanks for the whole movie.
      Originally posted by talisman
      I wonder if there will be a new character that specializes in bjj and passive agressive comebacks?
      Originally posted by AdamLX
      If there was, I wouldn't pick it because it would probably just keep leaving the game and then coming back like nothing happened.
      Originally posted by Broncojohnny
      Because fuck you, that's why
      Originally posted by 80coupe
      nice dick, Idrivea4banger
      Originally posted by Rick Modena
      ......and idrivea4banger is a real person.
      Originally posted by Jester
      Man ive always wanted to smoke a bowl with you. Just seem like a cool cat.

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      • #4
        What a dick-head post.

        Cam Brady:"Staple my knees to my nipples and make me do sit-ups!"
        "Any dog under 50lbs is a cat and cats are pointless." - Ron Swanson

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