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Old 06-21-2019, 12:37 PM   #1
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So I'm out shopping for a diamond and all the Jewelers keep pushing conflict free diamonds on me. I don't want a conflict-free diamond, I want a diamond some black person died for. Does anyone got a hookup?
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Old 06-21-2019, 12:40 PM   #2
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Quit trying to pretend like anyone would marry you.
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Old 06-21-2019, 01:08 PM   #3
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Quit trying to pretend like anyone would marry you.

Stop being a tease baby, you know it's for your sweet ass.
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Old 06-21-2019, 01:54 PM   #4
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People still do diamonds?
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Old 06-21-2019, 02:16 PM   #5
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Diamonds are a scam for suckers. If she isn't happy with a fake, find a better woman.
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Old 06-21-2019, 02:22 PM   #6
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People still do diamonds?
I want to do one, she doesn't care.

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Diamonds are a scam for suckers. If she isn't happy with a fake, find a better woman.
I agree that they are a scam but even a good one is not very expensive. As to your second point see my above comment.
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Old 06-21-2019, 02:23 PM   #7
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So, who’s the lucky guy?
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Old 06-21-2019, 02:28 PM   #8
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So, whos the lucky guy?

Go back and read Post Number 3, it's ruffdaddy.
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Go back and read Post Number 3, it's ruffdaddy.
You wish...man you've been trying for 10 years now!
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Old 06-21-2019, 03:04 PM   #10
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You wish...man you've been trying for 10 years now!
You fuckin' tease.
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Old 06-21-2019, 02:45 PM   #11
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What you're looking for is right on the LBJ service road. Starts at Montfort (the 5550 building) and stretches to Preston Rd (the N. Dallas Bank and Trust Bldg)

In that stretch you'll find about half a dozen certified full of conflict rock stores.
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Old 06-21-2019, 03:15 PM   #12
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What you're looking for is right on the LBJ service road. Starts at Montfort (the 5550 building) and stretches to Preston Rd (the N. Dallas Bank and Trust Bldg)

In that stretch you'll find about half a dozen certified full of conflict rock stores.
Where do you think I started looking? Everyone of them quoted me about 20 to 35 percent over rap.
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Old 06-21-2019, 07:30 PM   #13
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What you're looking for is right on the LBJ service road. Starts at Montfort (the 5550 building) and stretches to Preston Rd (the N. Dallas Bank and Trust Bldg)

In that stretch you'll find about half a dozen certified full of conflict rock stores.
There are also some between the tollway and preston. Lots of slimy Israeli cocksuckers with lots of rocks.
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Old 06-22-2019, 12:32 AM   #14
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Diamonds are a scam for suckers. If she isn't happy with a fake, find a better woman.
dammit he's right.

So crayzeiee is into grave robbin'. Figured as much
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dammit he's right.

So crayzeiee is into grave robbin'. Figured as much
If you knew me, you'd know how big of a bitch I am when it comes to smells. There is no fuckin way I could dig up a dead person and not puke every time I got within smelling distance of it.

I just rob people.
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If you knew me, you'd know how big of a bitch I am when it comes to smells. There is no fuckin way I could dig up a dead person and not puke every time I got within smelling distance of it.

I just rob people.
I had to scrap my friends dad's rotten 3 days dead corpse off the floor of a storage build in August of 06' after the fire department and the county ME said hell no they wouldn't go in that building. It had to be 125 degrees in there. When I think about it I can still smell it.
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I know a guy who can get you some to "re-purpose", but you have to pull them out of the old "hardware" yourself.

Almost 100% guarantee someone died over it, however, race is unknown.
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Old 06-21-2019, 03:25 PM   #18
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I know a guy who can get you some to "re-purpose", but you have to pull them out of the old "hardware" yourself.

Almost 100% guarantee someone died over it, however, race is unknown.
Do you have to pry them off of the detached finger yourself?
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Do you have to pry them off of the detached finger yourself?
Depends on how much money you spendin'.

We offer all kinds of services.

Need a toe? I can get you a toe, dude.
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Old 06-21-2019, 04:49 PM   #20
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Need a toe? I can get you a toe, dude.
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