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Old 01-06-2014, 03:21 PM   #101
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One takeaway lesson from this thread is that you shall stay tethered to your cell phone 24/7.
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Old 01-06-2014, 03:31 PM   #102
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I'm disappointed in you guys so far. The tags for this thread are severely lacking...
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Old 01-06-2014, 03:33 PM   #103
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Wait, isn't this the same guy that made a thread one day about repowering/upgrading a dildo?

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Old 01-06-2014, 03:45 PM   #104
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For those of you who give a crap, docs doubt it is an ectopic pregnancy, but just MAJOR female issues.

She got some major duty pain killers at the ER\Doc (2 times in past 12 hours) and will be fine, although there may be some day surgery soon in her future.

Thanks to those few who gave the well wishes, to the rest of the internet warriors:

You're welcome for the drama....
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For those of you who give a crap, docs doubt it is an ectopic pregnancy, but just MAJOR female issues.

She got some major duty pain killers at the ER\Doc (2 times in past 12 hours) and will be fine, although there may be some day surgery soon in her future.

Thanks to those few who gave the well wishes, to the rest of the internet warriors:

You're welcome for the drama....
Hope all is well with you and your's, and tighten up that pimp hand a bit...
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Old 01-06-2014, 03:50 PM   #106
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For those of you who give a crap, docs doubt it is an ectopic pregnancy, but just MAJOR female issues.

She got some major duty pain killers at the ER\Doc (2 times in past 12 hours) and will be fine, although there may be some day surgery soon in her future.

Thanks to those few who gave the well wishes, to the rest of the internet warriors:

You're welcome for the drama....
Hope everything's alright. You took it like a champ.

God bless.
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Old 01-06-2014, 03:54 PM   #107
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Old 01-06-2014, 03:55 PM   #108
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For those of you who give a crap, docs doubt it is an ectopic pregnancy, but just MAJOR female issues.

She got some major duty pain killers at the ER\Doc (2 times in past 12 hours) and will be fine, although there may be some day surgery soon in her future.

Thanks to those few who gave the well wishes, to the rest of the internet warriors:

You're welcome for the drama....
well, good to hear its all under control, as far as that goes.
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Old 01-06-2014, 03:57 PM   #109
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Glad to hear your girl & your baby are better! But this is the last place I would air my dirty laundry
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Old 01-06-2014, 04:00 PM   #110
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Wait, isn't this the same guy that made a thread one day about repowering/upgrading a dildo?

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Yea, that was me....

We are pretty sure that this issue had nothing to do with anything in the "toy box".

LOL
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Yea, that was me....

We are pretty sure that this issue had nothing to do with anything in the "toy box".

LOL
Not a good idea to go Tim 'The Toolman' Taylor on the power phallus.

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So where does this leave the relationship? You do realize that even if it works out, she'll need a beating for her actions?
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So where does this leave the relationship? You do realize that even if it works out, she'll need a beating for her actions?
If he gave her her daily required beatings this would have never happened
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Old 01-06-2014, 04:23 PM   #114
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THEY'S GON BE CONSEQUENCES AND REPACUSSIONS (sic)

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Not sure if joking.....But cmon....Its Chris? LOL
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Old 01-06-2014, 07:00 PM   #119
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Old 01-07-2014, 07:36 AM   #120
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One takeaway lesson from this thread is that you shall stay tethered to your cell phone 24/7.
My wife and I worked out a system, because sometimes you really just don't want to answer the phone, even if it is your spouse because it may be a trivial call you'd rather not answer, or you're involved with something that you'd rather not drop to answer, etc. So if it's an EMERGENCY, a true EMERGENCY, we phone twice in a row. It's worked well so far. Neither has abused the "rule" that I can recall.
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