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Old 07-17-2017, 06:50 AM   #21
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Yeah I know 3 of them. LOL!

Years ago I met some girl that was into that, and we went to a few spots around the area as well as the "after party", and I discovered that while it's an interesting world, it's a sick one, and most of the people that are heavily into it don't have the ability to focus on a healthy relationship.

80% of them are ugly as hell, too.
Haha. The couple I knew was not attractive either.
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Old 07-17-2017, 08:22 AM   #22
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Lmao, the first one
damn that was painful to watch.
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Old 07-17-2017, 10:05 AM   #23
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Ive known or known of a few. I had to quit hanging out with one of the couples, she was dead set on fucking me. She got pissed that I wouldnt, he was insulted that i didnt want to fuck his fat wife. It was twilight zone weird.
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Old 07-17-2017, 10:48 AM   #24
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Ive known or known of a few. I had to quit hanging out with one of the couples, she was dead set on fucking me. She got pissed that I wouldnt, he was insulted that i didnt want to fuck his fat wife. It was twilight zone weird.
that's creepy
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Old 07-17-2017, 11:12 AM   #25
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Uhh, wait wait. You want to sell us Amway??
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Old 07-17-2017, 11:22 AM   #26
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Uhh, wait wait. You want to sell us Amway??
whats Amway?
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Old 07-17-2017, 12:00 PM   #27
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Is Amway the code word?
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Old 07-17-2017, 12:05 PM   #28
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One word: Xerces
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Old 07-17-2017, 12:15 PM   #29
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It's Confederated Products. It's a different company, it's a different quality of product.
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Old 07-17-2017, 12:20 PM   #30
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Old 07-17-2017, 12:57 PM   #31
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Ive known or known of a few. I had to quit hanging out with one of the couples, she was dead set on fucking me. She got pissed that I wouldnt, he was insulted that i didnt want to fuck his fat wife. It was twilight zone weird.
I have had this happen with twice. So God damned creepy, the confusion in my brain ended the friendships immediately. I figured they would have respected that I was not into that stuff. Not be offended.
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Old 07-17-2017, 01:32 PM   #32
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Ive known or known of a few. I had to quit hanging out with one of the couples, she was dead set on fucking me. She got pissed that I wouldnt, he was insulted that i didnt want to fuck his fat wife. It was twilight zone weird.
Was it like that scene from the other guys?
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Old 07-17-2017, 03:06 PM   #33
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I know a handful that currently do. There are several couple friends that no longer do. I've participated a time or two myself.

Your buddy is no swinger though. He's a cuck, as others have said.
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Old 07-17-2017, 10:22 PM   #34
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My wife fucking another guy while I play Xbox would mean i would be fucking rich, and single again. Spending choo choo money on bull shit
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Old 07-18-2017, 06:44 PM   #35
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Lmao! Hadn't heard that term in forever.
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Old 07-18-2017, 08:42 PM   #36
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I've known two couples that were swingers and one couple that has an open relationship.

The first couple - guy killed himself because he couldn't handle it. His wife pushed for it and he went along with it until he couldn't take it any more. Second couple - they did the parties where everyone just walked around screwing everyone. Ended up divorced after a couple of years living that lifestyle.

The couple with the open relationship is still married 12-15 years later. They openly date other people, spend nights away with other people while the spouse is at home with their son, etc. It seems to work for them.

For me, no way I could live either lifestyle (full on swinging or an open relationship).
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Old 07-19-2017, 06:51 AM   #37
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interesting subject
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Old 07-19-2017, 08:23 AM   #38
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Screw that, I'm too possessive for any of that shit.
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Old 07-19-2017, 10:57 AM   #39
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Reminds me of a video on efukt...
That girl in the first video was a champ, she made 10in disappear like it was nothing.
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Old 07-19-2017, 12:01 PM   #40
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I know of two couples that are/were swingers... First one was my best friend of 15+ years and his GF, they did that for a while but ultimately he couldn't handle it and got WAY too drunk and ended up swallowing a round from his SKS.

The other couple are still at it as far as I know, REALLY good friends of mine that my wife and I used to live with when we first got together. We all lived together for 7 years but never even got close to anything anyone could consider swinging but all our friends and family sorta assumed we were. After we went separate ways they got into the lifestyle and seem to both really love it. They were high school sweethearts and until swinging had never been with anyone but each other according to them and I believe it. They have showed me pics of some of the parties they go to and it's unbelievable the amount of hot women that are there... like porn movie unbelievable. They are an attractive couple though and both stay in really good physical shape so I doubt they'd want to be at a party with someone who doesn't fit that mold.

And agreed... buddy is a cuck, not a swinger.
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