Bidets

[Ruffdaddy]

Any of you hairy fools have a bidet yet or are yall still shoveling crap out of your hair with cheap dry paper?

Just installed one and so far its awesome. Best $35 ever..

[BradM]

Any of you hairy fools have a bidet yet or are yall still shoveling crap out of your hair with cheap dry paper?

Just installed one and so far its awesome. Best $35 ever..

Yep, crazy how accurate it can be hitting the old turd cutter.

[Big A]

I've been using a detachable shower head for years, no need for that fancy schmancy French crap, my sphincter gets cleaned and massaged 6 different ways.

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[Ruffdaddy]

Yep, crazy how accurate it can be hitting the old turd cutter.

That was my first thought exactly...how can this thing have sub MOA accuracy on such body part.

I've been using a detachable shower head for years, no need for that fancy schmancy French crap, my sphincter gets cleaned and massaged 6 different ways.

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Lmao...like you shower down after every shit?

[Big A]

That was my first thought exactly...how can this thing have sub MOA accuracy on such body part.







Lmao...like you shower down after every shit?

Waist down usually.

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[kingjason]

I have a 600 dollar one I put in when I remodeled my bathroom. It will do everything but give you a hand job. The 35.00 one I put at the station actually outperforms the expensive one in the cleaning department but the other works fine also.

Probably 15 people I know that made fun of them now own them now and swear by them.

Toilet paper is for savages.

[71chevellejohn]

Y'all don't have someone on payroll to clear that area???


Peasants!

[TX_92_Notch]

Y'all don't have someone on payroll to clear that area???


Peasants!

"the royal penis is clean, your highness"

[John -- '02 HAWK]

I have a 600 dollar one I put in when I remodeled my bathroom. It will do everything but give you a hand job. The 35.00 one I put at the station actually outperforms the expensive one in the cleaning department but the other works fine also.

I dont understand where the extra cost comes from

[kingjason]

I dont understand where the extra cost comes from

One strictly T's off of your water line and uses a spring loaded tip to blast.

The one at the crib has a heated seat, adj heated water, adj pressure, deodorizer, blast and rotate mode, his and her presets, air dryer, and it spritzes the shitter with water when you sit down so your shit don't stick. I remodeled the whole bathroom to put a plug in next to the toilet.

[Avery'sDad]

And I thought I was the only one.

[ceyko]

Probably dumb question - what you do once your ass is all wet and clean - towel off?

[Shorty]

I've had them in hotels before and it's nice but nothing I've bothered to put in at home. I don't like heated toilet seats though. I can't mentally get over the idea it feels like someone was just sitting there before I sat down.

[4bangen]

As a damn near hairless human, this has never been an issue for me. y'all fuzzy fuckers got it hard! lol

[IHaveAMustang]

As a damn near hairless human, this has never been an issue for me. y'all fuzzy fuckers got it hard! lol

Right? Find a razor and get to cuttin' you apes!