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Old 05-16-2019, 09:53 PM   #21
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I was actually gunna post that fish BJ here but dont wanna get a ban again.
I know its all just a joke, but how did the whole cow thing actually get started?
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Old 05-16-2019, 10:24 PM   #22
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I know its all just a joke, but how did the whole cow thing actually get started?
He boned one back when it was legal. Now he just takes his chances.
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Old 05-17-2019, 12:27 AM   #23
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So a dude fucking some other dude is the same as him fucking a child?

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I know its all just a joke, but how did the whole cow thing actually get started?
I just think cows are the most beautiful animals. So the girls Id go out with Id call em my little cow as a pet name. So it has two meanings if its a hot chick shes a cow. If shes really hot shes a fine Cow. And the 4 legged cow is just a cow.
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Without my gun hobby. I would cut off my own dick and let the rats eat it...
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Old 05-17-2019, 02:27 AM   #24
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sometimes, nothing else sums up people.....
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Old 05-17-2019, 06:58 AM   #25
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I read this whole thread, and now I need a shower and maybe a priest.
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Old 05-17-2019, 07:23 AM   #26
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I just think cows are the most beautiful animals. So the girls Id go out with Id call em my little cow as a pet name. So it has two meanings if its a hot chick shes a cow. If shes really hot shes a fine Cow. And the 4 legged cow is just a cow.
You would have loved where I went last night because it was full of cows.

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I read this whole thread, and now I need a shower and maybe a priest.
Given the context of the thread I suspect you would need a shower after the priest.
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Old 05-17-2019, 08:36 AM   #27
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I just think cows are the most beautiful animals. So the girls Id go out with Id call em my little cow as a pet name. So it has two meanings if its a hot chick shes a cow. If shes really hot shes a fine Cow. And the 4 legged cow is just a cow.
Something tells me that you'll not ever be in a position to call a hot chick your cow.
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Old 05-17-2019, 08:54 AM   #28
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Reminds me of that busboy kid from the movie waiting!
That's funny cause I just watched that again being it was on Amazon.
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Old 05-17-2019, 08:00 PM   #29
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Something tells me that you'll not ever be in a position to call a hot chick your cow.
Not nowadays Im old and fat. Talking about my prime years.
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Without my gun hobby. I would cut off my own dick and let the rats eat it...
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Old 05-17-2019, 08:05 PM   #30
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I read this whole thread, and now I need a shower and maybe a priest.

NOT WORK SAFE. Language.
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Old 05-17-2019, 10:14 PM   #31
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I just think cows are the most beautiful animals. So the girls Id go out with Id call em my little cow as a pet name. So it has two meanings if its a hot chick shes a cow. If shes really hot shes a fine Cow.
These women took kindly to being called cows? Where I'm from, they'd get all bent out of shape if someone called them that.

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You would have loved where I went last night because it was full of cows.
The obesity epidemic is in full swing.
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Old 05-18-2019, 08:28 PM   #32
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I read a lot.

I also know a woman who is a pet sitter in North Dallas who travels to Germany for about a month out of every year just so she can hang out in the zoo's. Someone here should hire her and put up a nanny cam so you can see her fucking your dog in your living room. I'll post a link to her website as soon as I get home.
What kind of crazy shit is this chick into?
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Old 05-19-2019, 09:00 AM   #33
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What kind of crazy shit is this chick into?
She is fucking nuts and will no longer talk to me. Hire her and find out but I doubt she will invite you into her play or talk about it. That is why I said to put up a Nanny cam.
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