Australian teenager survives croc attack, gets the girl

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[JC316]

Dipshit. Death by crocodile has got to be one of the worst animal based ways to die. First it will break bones, then it will amputate a limb, then it will drown you. That sucks all the way around.

[scootro]

you never did stupid shit for a piece?

[Craizie]

you never did stupid shit for a piece?

I wont even drive 30 miles for a piece of ass let alone jump into water with a fucking croc(s). Hell, I wont even swim in water I cant see in.

[Ratt]

Fuck everything about that. 3ish meter crocodile? That's damn near 10 feet long. What an idiot.

[soap]

Just another normal day in Australia.

And for any of you salty bastards looking for an Outback Adventure locally just dive into the Trinity River. That shit is infested with big alligators.

[Broncojohnny]

Fuck everything else, bring on the nudes of that reporter!

[GE]

lol @ haters gonna hate.

[Mach1]

Fuck everything else, bring on the nudes of that reporter!

I think nudes of the "girl" may be better than the reporter.

[Gasser64]

Hell, I wont even swim in water I cant see in.

And who could blame you? There could be anything in there...

[AdRock]

Bring on a vid of the girl on top of the reporter.

As a kid i did some stupid things at times to impress a girl. But not jumping into croc infested waters, thats fuckin nuts.

[AdRock]

Bring on a vid of the girl on top of the reporter.

As a kid i did some stupid things at times to impress a girl. But not jumping into croc infested waters, thats fuckin nuts.

[Big A]

Desperation apparently smells like blood and crocodile burp.

[cobrajet69]

Darwin must of been asleep.

Dave