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  • #16
    Originally posted by ELVIS View Post
    who else besides Brad and I knew that Ruffdaddy would be experienced in this realm?
    Ohh me, me, me, me, me, me!!!
    Originally posted by Silverback
    Look all you want, she can't find anyone else who treats her as bad as I do, and I keep her self esteem so low, she wouldn't think twice about going anywhere else.

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    • #17
      These initiations get weird. I've heard of a guy having to fuck a chicken to be in something, just weird sexual shit. People are strange, what possesses five straight guys to want to stick anything up a mans ass is beyond me.

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      • #18
        Nevermind the homo-eroticism, I'm upset that they wasted perfectly good chorizo.

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        • #19
          Ftfd!

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          • #20
            Originally posted by JP135 View Post
            Nevermind the homo-eroticism, I'm upset that they wasted perfectly good chorizo.
            I'd like to shove that Chorizo somewhere...................in my pan of scrambled eggs!

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            • #21
              But who wood pull the guys pants down or who wood want a penis in their face

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              • #22
                He should've relentlessly assaulted the fuck out of whom ever was closest to him.
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                • #23
                  Originally posted by JP135 View Post
                  Nevermind the homo-eroticism, I'm upset that they wasted perfectly good chorizo.
                  who said it was wasted? If they didnt get busted they were probably going to make the guy eat it

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                  • #24
                    I'd acquit him of every single murder if he retaliated.

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                    • #25
                      Jamaal: What's the diameter of a chicken egg?
                      Lee: 4.08 centimeters.
                      Jamaal: No no, what's that in inches?
                      Lee: 1.61, man what the fuck you gettin at man?
                      Jamaal: I got 10 bucks says I can squeeze a chicken egg up his ass without it breakin.
                      Shonte Jr.: Man you can't put no chicken egg up his ass, man look at him, he's a tight ass.

                      [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quKBw5IzSvc[/ame]
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                      • #26
                        I can't help but laugh uncontrollably everytime they report this on the news. "Sodomized with a charizo sausage" LMFGDAO

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                        • #27
                          We definitely need the chorizo's side of the story
                          2012 GT500

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Shaggin Wagon View Post
                            I'd like to shove that Chorizo somewhere...................in my pan of scrambled eggs!
                            Uhm hopefully not THAT chorizo.
                            Non tapatalk Sig so the butt hurt va-JJs can stop crying about not being able to turn it off.

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                            • #29
                              Chorizo
                              Last edited by SMKR; 04-11-2015, 05:55 AM.

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                              • #30
                                Non tapatalk Sig so the butt hurt va-JJs can stop crying about not being able to turn it off.

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