If you had 100k to 200k to invest

[Rick Modena]

I got a positive Covid test last week so I have been stuck at home. I have discovered that I like being "retired" and not doing shit. This morning I ran about four miles and then jumped right in my pool. It was glorious. With that in mind, I'd buy some blue chip shares and collect the ~3% dividend and not do shit.

Damn Alan, any of the typical symptoms? DO you have any idea where you caught it?
It sounds like maybe you got a false reading, how about your wife and boy?

[lincolnboy]

Pay people to do some real stupid shit!!!!!

[Broncojohnny]

Damn Alan, any of the typical symptoms? DO you have any idea where you caught it?
It sounds like maybe you got a false reading, how about your wife and boy?

Nah, no symptoms at all. This was actually the fourth time I have been tested and I figured at some point I would get a positive because I have been working this whole time. We have tested a lot of people at work, many multiple times and out of about 1300 tests there have been about 30 positives but only about four people with any symptoms. One of those was a junior level employee and that fool came to the office with symptoms about two weeks ago and I think he spread it all over the fucking place.

[Ruffdaddy]

Pay people to do some real stupid shit!!!!!

Lol like bum fights?

[AnthonyS]

I got a positive Covid test last week so I have been stuck at home. I have discovered that I like being "retired" and not doing shit. This morning I ran about four miles and then jumped right in my pool. It was glorious. With that in mind, I'd buy some blue chip shares and collect the ~3% dividend and not do shit.

If I had $5 million, this plan is perfect.

[Big A]

Nah, no symptoms at all. This was actually the fourth time I have been tested and I figured at some point I would get a positive because I have been working this whole time. We have tested a lot of people at work, many multiple times and out of about 1300 tests there have been about 30 positives but only about four people with any symptoms. One of those was a junior level employee and that fool came to the office with symptoms about two weeks ago and I think he spread it all over the fucking place.

My guess is you got it from a doorknob.

[jewozzy]

Open a store front for my side business selling BBQ grills and accesories.

I've thought about this same thing. With the right location I think it could bring in a good profit.

[slow99]

Aside from the retirement accounts, my biggest positions are an AMZN long/XRT short market neutral position; preferred equity of lodging REITs with strong cash positions; and short VIX positions opportunistically when it spikes.

[Nash B.]

Aside from the retirement accounts, my biggest positions are an AMZN long/XRT short market neutral position; preferred equity of lodging REITs with strong cash positions; and short VIX positions opportunistically when it spikes.

no cryptocurrency?

[Strychnine]

[Rick Modena]

Nah, no symptoms at all. This was actually the fourth time I have been tested and I figured at some point I would get a positive because I have been working this whole time. We have tested a lot of people at work, many multiple times and out of about 1300 tests there have been about 30 positives but only about four people with any symptoms. One of those was a junior level employee and that fool came to the office with symptoms about two weeks ago and I think he spread it all over the fucking place.

That's great that you aren't showing any symptoms Alan and that your family is OK. You probably got a false reading, but if not, that junior level dickbump, needs you jump up on down on his ribcage til his hemorrhoids hang out like a doorknob...

My guess is you got it from a doorknob.

Ha!
I hope I got BJ's quote correct, its been almost twenty years since we heard the original quote...

[D. Lil]

I run a real estate investment firm (we buy multifamily properties). Just sold one in Az and made a 69% return in 19 months. Real estate is where it's at.

[AnthonyS]

I run a real estate investment firm (we buy multifamily properties). Just sold one in Az and made a 69% return in 19 months. Real estate is where it's at.

Damn! That’s an awesome investment.

[jewozzy]

I run a real estate investment firm (we buy multifamily properties). Just sold one in Az and made a 69% return in 19 months. Real estate is where it's at.

So how do we get in on this?

[lincolnboy]

I run a real estate investment firm (we buy multifamily properties). Just sold one in Az and made a 69% return in 19 months. Real estate is where it's at.

Come buy the house across from me and sell it to me for a great deal.