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  • Originally posted by Silverback View Post
    you really are that dense?
    rofl.... not at all..... but it makes for a good conversation.....i see the locale ..... i see the chick ..... let me see what i can do... maybe ill have a new place to be staying at with free rent.

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    • Originally posted by vadertt View Post
      Race to the puss, may the best asshole win!
      Originally posted by Mike View Post
      Fixed

      And I know aCid will lose that race!
      I was just saying I sent her a friend request already. But I guess if you want to race, then...... Lets race.

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      • Originally posted by ComeAgainJen View Post
        Jealousy is a strange beast that I can't comprehend. I'm so thankful that I can maintain my guy friends because he knows that the sex blows my mind in a manner where I don't look else where for an orgasm.

        To recap, if the cawk is great and you treat her like a queen, she won't stray.
        Double fist?

        Originally posted by aCid View Post
        I was just saying I sent her a friend request already. But I guess if you want to race, then...... Lets race.
        Lets do dis!
        Ded

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        • Originally posted by aCid View Post
          What is it? I need to pass out fliers out there.
          I'm not giving that info out!



          check your pm

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          • Originally posted by ComeAgainJen View Post
            Jealousy is a strange beast that I can't comprehend. I'm so thankful that I can maintain my guy friends because he knows that the sex blows my mind in a manner where I don't look else where for an orgasm.

            To recap, if the cawk is great and you treat her like a queen, she won't stray.


            Jen, darling, try to keep up. We're well beyond the point of constructive adviCe in this thread..

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            • Originally posted by aCid View Post
              I was just saying I sent her a friend request already. But I guess if you want to race, then...... Lets race.
              Did you fail to read the quote I changed?

              Cpt. Loose ass

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              • Originally posted by Randy View Post
                rofl.... not at all..... but it makes for a good conversation.....i see the locale ..... i see the chick ..... let me see what i can do... maybe ill have a new place to be staying at with free rent.


                What was your name on the old board again?

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                • Originally posted by ComeAgainJen View Post
                  Jealousy is a strange beast that I can't comprehend. I'm so thankful that I can maintain my guy friends because he knows that the sex blows my mind in a manner where I don't look else where for an orgasm.

                  To recap, if the cawk is great and you treat her like a queen, she won't stray.
                  I had no problem until you said this. Why do women think they need to be set on a pedestal?

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                  • Originally posted by mstng86 View Post
                    I had no problem until you said this. Why do women think they need to be set on a pedestal?
                    I don't know about ALL women, but I don't.

                    I just want my sexual needs and desires taken care of. Do that and all is right with the world
                    Originally posted by Vertnut
                    I'd run my junk through a waffle iron, if it makes you more "comfortable". LOL!

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                    • No if shes attracted to you go for it.

                      I did however tell her about the thread before someone else does. Also sent her an apology for my actions and sent her some stargazers. Hoping shit works out because I made a dumb mistake.

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                      • Originally posted by mstng86 View Post
                        I had no problem until you said this. Why do women think they need to be set on a pedestal?


                        Don't argue too much. Statues are put on pedestals as well, and they are motionless and silent. Put a warm hole in one and you've got the perfect woman!

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                        • Originally posted by papapepper View Post
                          No if shes attracted to you go for it.

                          I did however tell her about the thread before someone else does. Also sent her an apology for my actions and sent her some stargazers. Hoping shit works out because I made a dumb mistake.
                          oh my gay!

                          god bless.
                          It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men -Frederick Douglass

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                          • Originally posted by papapepper View Post
                            No if shes attracted to you go for it.

                            I did however tell her about the thread before someone else does. Also sent her an apology for my actions and sent her some stargazers. Hoping shit works out because I made a dumb mistake.
                            Dude, we werent going to actually send this thread to her. We were just fucking with you.

                            And WTF is a stargazer?
                            G'Day Mate

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                            • Originally posted by stevo View Post
                              Typical thread backfire procession:

                              Make thread.
                              OP stupidity pointed out in thread.
                              Arguments/hilarity ensues.
                              OP goes into damage control.
                              More arguments/hilarity.
                              OP deletes thread.
                              Thread resurrected.
                              More arguments/hilarity.
                              OP attempts to laugh off thread.

                              Stevo
                              Close, but it's more like this...

                              Make thread bragging about being a pimp
                              OP stupidity pointed out in thread
                              Arguements/hilarity ensues
                              Board reminds OP that he is in fact mortal
                              OP states how fucked up it would be if his mortality was tested
                              Board accepts challenge
                              OP realizes he's fucked with wrong bull and starts damage control
                              Board turns on him
                              OP deletes thread
                              Board assembles and prays to mod gods
                              Prayers are answered, and thread is reborn like Jesus on Easter
                              OP tries to laugh it off
                              Board decides that OP has not suffered enough
                              More hilarity ensuses
                              OP slowly backs out of thread
                              OP comes home to a pissed off ex/roommate
                              OP looks for new place to live
                              Board pats itself on back
                              OP dies homeless and alone
                              Board looks to mod gods for their acceptance
                              Mod Gods reward board with T-shirts stating "DFWMustangs, Ask Jeff Pepper about us!"
                              Board continues with Jeff Pepper and Jessica Oliva jokes for months
                              Board forgets about the incident
                              Years later everyone has a good laugh at Jeff Pepper's expense
                              Don wears his t-shirt at some sort of GTG and thinks it's the funniest thing ever.
                              We all die

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                              • Originally posted by Randy View Post
                                rofl.... not at all..... but it makes for a good conversation.....i see the locale ..... i see the chick ..... let me see what i can do... maybe ill have a new place to be staying at with free rent.

                                You're still here?

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