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Old 05-05-2019, 06:10 PM   #1
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Old 05-05-2019, 06:25 PM   #2
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Old 05-05-2019, 09:03 PM   #3
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Old 05-06-2019, 05:25 AM   #4
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Old 05-06-2019, 06:28 AM   #5
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Old 05-06-2019, 08:06 AM   #6
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Interested. What's your bottom dollar? And choo choo is looking in all the wrong places if claiming in VA everything is rusted.
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Old 05-06-2019, 10:01 AM   #7
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Good grief. $17,900 with 189,000 miles? I must be out of touch on truck prices.
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Old 05-06-2019, 10:33 AM   #8
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Good grief. $17,900 with 189,000 miles? I must be out of touch on truck prices.
Saw a 2014 F-250 the other day with 289,000 for $30,000. I look at Ford, and wonder how the fuck they are getting $70,000+ on new trucks, but a quick glance at the used diesel market shows that apparently I'm crazy, and everyone else is sane.
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Old 05-06-2019, 11:18 AM   #9
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Good grief. $17,900 with 189,000 miles? I must be out of touch on truck prices.
Everything has gone stupid in the past year or two. I put my dad's 2011 Ram 1500 Longhorn up with 217K miles, and a couple of good sized dents from deer hits. I was asking $9k for it and literally had 50 people fighting over it. I sold it in 16 hours.

Heck, I sold a barely running 2003 F250 Lariat 6.0L powerstroke with 209K for $5k in under 24 hours.
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Old 05-06-2019, 11:21 AM   #10
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It's got a Cummins.

Used trucks are crazy, but that 300k mile truck for 30k is insane. My diesel mechanic just sold 15 lariat with 50k for 40. And it had a $2,500 leveling kit and deletes.

Any clean diesel under $20k sells fast in TN at any mileage. I've been looking for a lower miles 6.0 f450 for a month with no luck. But I like 6.0
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Old 05-06-2019, 11:38 AM   #11
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It's got a Cummins.

Used trucks are crazy, but that 300k mile truck for 30k is insane. My diesel mechanic just sold 15 lariat with 50k for 40. And it had a $2,500 leveling kit and deletes.

Any clean diesel under $20k sells fast in TN at any mileage. I've been looking for a lower miles 6.0 f450 for a month with no luck. But I like 6.0
Maybe I just got a lemon, but I won't touch a 6.0L with a 10 foot pole any more. If it could go wrong, it did go wrong on my 03. Never lost so much money on a car.
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Old 05-06-2019, 06:50 PM   #12
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Old 05-07-2019, 09:32 AM   #13
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Maybe I just got a lemon, but I won't touch a 6.0L with a 10 foot pole any more. If it could go wrong, it did go wrong on my 03. Never lost so much money on a car.
05-07 only for me. I've got a 05 and a 07 that have both been great trucks, but I've put about $5k into the 05. Still couldn't come close to buying the truck it is for what I have in it. My 07 has only had about $2500 into it and it's sitting at 220k. These are great trucks that are way way cheaper to fix than a 6.7 in the 11+ Ford's.

Now, you couldn't give me a 6.4.
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Old 05-07-2019, 11:22 AM   #14
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05-07 only for me. I've got a 05 and a 07 that have both been great trucks, but I've put about $5k into the 05. Still couldn't come close to buying the truck it is for what I have in it. My 07 has only had about $2500 into it and it's sitting at 220k. These are great trucks that are way way cheaper to fix than a 6.7 in the 11+ Ford's.

Now, you couldn't give me a 6.4.
Never had a 6.4L and don't plan to. I've never seen a truck kick the ass of so many good mechanics. IPR, ICP, HPOP, FICM, Turbo, Downpipes, Fuel Pump, Blue Spring kit, Injectors, Glow plug harness, Nipple Cups, EGR hose, alternator, and the stupid plastic radiator hose all died.

Still didn't run right. No power at all in 1st gear, then it would SLAM second and take off like a bat out of hell. Plus it would randomly no start when the ambient air temps were over 90*F.

I sold it to a powerstroke mechanic, first hot day, it was back up for sale. Saw it the other day for sale, big shocker, hard starting issues. My ass will stick with big block gas, or cummins.
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Old 05-08-2019, 10:46 AM   #15
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05-07 only for me. I've got a 05 and a 07 that have both been great trucks, but I've put about $5k into the 05. Still couldn't come close to buying the truck it is for what I have in it. My 07 has only had about $2500 into it and it's sitting at 220k. These are great trucks that are way way cheaper to fix than a 6.7 in the 11+ Ford's.

Now, you couldn't give me a 6.4.
I work with 4 guys that drive 6.0ís and get to hear about them. Done a couple turbo jobs on them. They all have spare cars just in case.
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Old 05-07-2019, 11:16 PM   #16
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I really have no idea how people are affording these 70k loaded Raptors and new diesels i see driving around everywhere. Coming a lot from someone who drives a 40k focus, and that was a BIG purchase for me.
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Old 05-08-2019, 02:00 AM   #17
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I really have no idea how people are affording these 70k loaded Raptors and new diesels i see driving around everywhere. Coming a lot from someone who drives a 40k focus, and that was a BIG purchase for me.
7-8yr financing options or they're living in them and saving on a mortgage/rent, lol
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7-8yr financing options or they're living in them and saving on a mortgage/rent, lol
Or they simply have a higher annual income. When piddling around Frisco I'll see $100k+ rides regularly, who are likely parking them in the garages of the nearby million dollar homes (with a yard measured in sqft).
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Or they simply have a higher annual income. When piddling around Frisco I'll see $100k+ rides regularly, who are likely parking them in the garages of the nearby million dollar homes (with a yard measured in sqft).
Yet the power goes out when the wind blows over 5 mph.
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I really have no idea how people are affording these 70k loaded Raptors and new diesels i see driving around everywhere. Coming a lot from someone who drives a 40k focus, and that was a BIG purchase for me.
The Focus is now 40k?!?! Holy Shites
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