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Old 04-25-2018, 08:40 AM   #81
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Naynay, do I need to bring you a chunky blond white girl? I got a young one for you. I popped her cherry awhile back but then she got a job at a restaurant and she likes to eat so she put on about 50lbs; she is 6ft so the weight doesn't hang on her as badly as it would on others but she started on the thic side of things before the 50lbs so I don't want her anymore. Now she mostly dates negros, has low self esteem, daddy issues, and hates her mother, but still sucks dick like a tornado and loves cum on her face.
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Old 04-25-2018, 09:08 AM   #82
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Naynay, do I need to bring you a chunky blond white girl? I got a young one for you. I popped her cherry awhile back but then she got a job at a restaurant and she likes to eat so she put on about 50lbs; she is 6ft so the weight doesn't hang on her as badly as it would on others but she started on the thic side of things before the 50lbs so I don't want her anymore. Now she mostly dates negros, has low self esteem, daddy issues, and hates her mother, but still sucks dick like a tornado and loves cum on her face.
She needs to gain another hundred before he will be interested.
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She needs to gain another hundred before he will be interested.
I don't think that her ego or her ankles would tolerate another 100lbs. She has already started running in the hope that I will start doing her again and blows up my phone every night when she knows that I am at home.
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I don't think that her ego or her ankles would tolerate another 100lbs. She has already started running in the hope that I will start doing her again and blows up my phone every night when she knows that I am at home.
Running the Katy trail? Fits the description of half the hogs out there.
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Old 04-25-2018, 09:20 AM   #85
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No; she lives near Campbell Rd and Lauder Ln in Richardson and I am kind of desperate to pass her to someone else before I get weak and fuck her again. I drive past there on Wednesdays and the urge to stop for a blowjob is constantly on my mind.

Edit: I trained her the way I like them so she is a dirty little bitch. She is pretty much down for anything if anyone wants to woo her.
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Old 04-25-2018, 09:43 AM   #86
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first i get made fun of for getting too much pussy and not settling for 1 piece of ass the rest of my life, now i am being accused of not getting enough pussy. you guys are rich!
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first i get made fun of for getting too much pussy and not settling for 1 piece of ass the rest of my life, now i am being accused of not getting enough pussy. you guys are rich!
I never said any of that. I was just going to bring you something to play with in case you're feeling depressed about your wife leaving.
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Old 04-25-2018, 11:34 AM   #88
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i'm good!

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Old 04-25-2018, 11:38 AM   #89
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^^^^ I'll trade you for a few hours.

I'm happy to see that you've gotten away from white women, the ones that will fuck black dudes are crazier than most and are usually nothing but problems.
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