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Old 05-01-2021, 10:25 PM   #21
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dot or feathers?
Dot and you do not want it. Trust me on this; I won't lead you astray. For whatever reason Indian women do not age well at all.
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Old 05-02-2021, 09:39 AM   #22
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Dot and you do not want it. Trust me on this; I won't lead you astray. For whatever reason Indian women do not age well at all.
hahaha! Indian women turn from grapes to raisins as they age
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Old 05-02-2021, 09:52 AM   #23
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The homeowner is a middle-aged Indian lady who is a swinger. The problem with that is that she is a middle-aged Indian lady. No stories to tell about this place and there won't be any stories to tell about this place.
I know I'll regret this but..

What if she was a young indian lady instead?
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Old 05-02-2021, 01:44 PM   #24
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I know I'll regret this but..

What if she was a young indian lady instead?
If she was young and attractive? I would have probably pounded her cervix like I was playing Master of Puppets on a pair of Bongos, then I would do the same thing to her asshole and then her throat in that order.
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Old 05-02-2021, 03:53 PM   #25
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Alright that checks out. You're clear.


... the fact that you had to edit that shit.. ROFL!!
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