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Old 01-12-2018, 10:12 AM   #1
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Default Swiss government rules lobsters must be 'stunned' before being boiled

Swiss government rules lobsters must be 'stunned' before being boiled


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Humane Lobster Enforcement Division
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Old 01-12-2018, 10:15 AM   #2
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A division that of course would require a bloated staff and maybe even a czar.
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Old 01-12-2018, 10:19 AM   #3
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In related news, crabs and crawfish have started an equal rights petition...
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Can we stun them with a dip in some boiling water?
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Can we stun them with a dip in some boiling water?
If it was any other Western European country, I would say they are the lobster.
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I wonder if human abortions are legal there?
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