Ever know anybody that got stabbed?

[tribaltalon]

damn seb!

My great uncle was impaled by a piece of sheetmetal/shrapnel in WWII while serving as a tail gunner on a B24 liberator when they had a direct hit by flak (sp?) on a mission over Berlin. went through the bottom of his right thigh and was sticking out of the top of his thigh. He kept that damn thing and now his grandson has it since he passed. It was signed by the whole crew, only 3 men from that crew survived the war, including my great uncle. Talk about a conversation piece.

Oh, and the first time I met my future mother in law, I recreated a sketch of Stuart from Mad TV and almost got stabbed in the neck with a fork. Come to find out her son (whom I hadnt met yet) was mentally disabled. LOL.

[bcoop]

Oh, and the first time I met my future mother in law, I recreated a sketch of Stuart from Mad TV and almost got stabbed in the neck with a fork. Come to find out her son (whom I hadnt met yet) was mentally disabled. LOL.

Look at what I can do!

[JETFAST]

ask carless~chris! he knows a thing or two bout the bizness end!

[Steve]

ask carless~chris! he knows a thing or two bout the bizness end!

I guess I missed out on the story. Did he really get stabbed? Gambling or shady dealings?

[90GT50]

I guess I missed out on the story. Did he really get stabbed? Gambling or shady dealings?

I think it was something about him trying to break up a fight at yellowbelly.

[JP135]

Oh, and the first time I met my future mother in law, I recreated a sketch of Stuart from Mad TV and almost got stabbed in the neck with a fork. Come to find out her son (whom I hadnt met yet) was mentally disabled. LOL.

Nice first impression! Sounds like something I'd do.

[SMEGMA STENCH]

The wetback ended up being 16 and not much happened to him legally, but he was found decomposing in a pile of trash a few years later in Crawford Park

Stevo

Kill a member of the service, be some foreigner, and not have much happen to you legally. Wow. Should have been killed on the spot.

[Sean88gt]

Had a friend take a knife slash across his middle back, which then led to an epic beatdown.

[JC316]

Yeah, mostly by doctors though. First time I had surgery on the abdomen and I was out. Second time was getting a boil lanced and I felt every fucking bit of it.

In a genius move, I decided to turn my blue jeans into blue jean shorts, but I neglected to take them off, sliced my leg nicely with a gerber knife. Sliced my finger wide open with a razor knife while stripping copper wire.

[kobuzz]

Yea, got stabbed on my left forearm during a fight. Didn't really think he would do it but after he also gave me a nice 2 inch slice on my side I turned and ran like a bitch cause he obviously wasn't fucking around.

[Chili]

My best friend growing up was stabbed in the chest at 15, and died. He was mexican and got into a fight with some skinheads and the skinhead stabbed him.

[clevelandkid]

Sort of. Pardon the semi long story.

I was in the corps, up in Vegas at the fabulous Slots O Fun casino, when some drunken hillbilly flags down me and my room mate. He goes - what's up peckerwood. I say - what the fuck did you just call me? He says - peckerwood - it's a good thing, means you's white. You want my wallet? I say yes - take the wallet, find out its empty, but its still nicer than what I have, so I start to carry it daily.

Fast forward a few months, me and my roommate are at 7-11 after bar close, and he gets into it with two african american gentlemen. Next thing I know, a few punches are exchanged, my roommate is kod, the dark fellows are leaving, and I have a knife sticking out of my leg - stopped by the wallet the white power guy gave me.

It was pretty lucky for me, I carry my wallet in the front pocket, and I think the knife would have landed somewhere near my femoral artery if I didnt have it.

[SMEGMA STENCH]

Man. I can understand a fist fight, and if that's all it was I wouldn't even bother reaching for my CCW. But someone pulls out a lethal weapon and I'm afraid I'd have to shoot 'em. To death.

[YALE]

I got bowled over by a hog once, and it nonchalantly threw a tusk in my leg as it ran by. Lesson: don't try to sneak up on a bedded hog just to see what happens.

[SMEGMA STENCH]

Your sig should say something like: If its horrible, it exists. If its wonderful, you're imagining it.

Anyway I was listening to this song and laughing my ass off so I thought I would start this thread. I thought it would make me laugh some more, but it turns out its just sad.