A really shitty day at work

[93LXHORSE]

I took a sizeable pay cut last year just to be home in my own bed every night and I can still afford luxuries like even vaping.

[Broncojohnny]

I got a hot tip from a broker over at JT Marlin on some pharmaceutical companies drug thats gonna go big here soon. After all the screaming over there it was clear these guys know what they're doing.

Lots of lambos in their parking lot, they definitely know what they are doing.

[Z06killinsbf]

Is this where I chime in and say the company I work for is a $1B company? Not sure if it was that time or not. Though, I guess technically I am part owner of the company....

The company I work for has only profited 1.74B....













in the first quarter of 2018.

[Craizie]

My company still hasn't figured out to hire people that don't wipe bogers on the wall when they piss in the urinal.

[Baron Von Crowder]

My company still hasn't figured out to hire people that don't wipe bogers on the wall when they piss in the urinal.

Your people piss IN the urinal? You hiring?

[Z06killinsbf]

My company still hasn't figured out to hire people that don't wipe bogers on the wall when they piss in the urinal.

Is that better or worse than eating them?

[davbrucas]

So I work for a very prestigious company in Dallas. And I won't lie, the environment is fairly uppity at times with many self important blow hards and the usual office politics playing assholes. A huge number of the employees are ivy league or ex military, some real type A personalities. The company is fantastic and the owners are also fantastic. They just recently built a new campus for us and no expense was spared, total cost was something like $200 million. It is like a fucking resort and I definitely don't deserve it. I have decided the adjective I will use is palatial. Like Joe Walsh, I can't complain but sometimes I still do.

So anyway today some of the craziest shit I have ever seen in my 20 year career happened.. someone apparently had the explosive shits, like from a night of hard partying or maybe from a greasy breakfast. Or I guess in their defense this could be a faulty colostomy bag or something. But anyway, this person couldn't make it to the bathroom before dropping their cargo and they left a trail of shit down a very well traveled hallway in an open office area. I guess it ran down a pant leg or fell from under a skirt. Hundreds of people make trips through this area every day. And there was shit everywhere. And it stunk. My God it stunk. Did I mention it was everywhere? Jesus help me. As if that wasn't bad enough, some woman comes along and slips and falls in the piles of shit, falls down and gets it all over her. True story here, honest to God. It was unbelievable. They had to call our insurance group and report a slip and fall. None of these people were identified of course, this was a very hushed HR nightmare brewing. When I left today there was a guy from building maintenance, his team was pulling up the carpets and redoing a couple thousand square feet of it.

Wasn't your brother just up there for a visit?

[Broncojohnny]

Wasn't your brother just up there for a visit?

(Watch me spoil Dave’s mood)

Yes he was and now he is on his way to Oxford, Mississippi because his son is going to Ole Miss

[Baron Von Crowder]

(Watch me spoil Dave’s mood)

Yes he was and now he is on his way to Oxford, Mississippi because his son is going to Ole Miss

How's his 401k doing?

[Broncojohnny]

How's his 401k doing?

Obviously you are obsessed with Anthony

[davbrucas]

(Watch me spoil Dave’s mood)

Yes he was and now he is on his way to Oxford, Mississippi because his son is going to Ole Miss

LoL...my wife's oldest is at Ole Piss.

Tell him to avoid Gather Oxford and Highland Square if he rents a place while there...all incoming freshmen have to stay in dorm on campus, though.

[Broncojohnny]

LoL...my wife's oldest is at Ole Piss.

Tell him to avoid Gather Oxford and Highland Square if he rents a place while there...all incoming freshmen have to stay in dorm on campus, though.

Awesome, two of my coworkers went to school there so I have been giving him tips.

[Baron Von Crowder]

Obviously you are obsessed with Anthony

obviously you missed a joke.

[Broncojohnny]

obviously you missed a joke.

You need to post up a 401k statement before making jokes in this thread sir

[Baron Von Crowder]

You need to post up a 401k statement before making jokes in this thread sir

PFFT, my bank says I have an outstanding balance.