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scootro

Lifer

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#16

11-28-2018, 10:18 AM

five inches but it's thick like a beer can
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svauto-erotic855

I know everything, I'm older than you

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#17

11-28-2018, 10:20 AM

Originally posted by TX_92_Notch View Post

Average for man-kind in general or DFWM average? There's a big difference, you know.

PM your number and I will send a pic if you like......

Should I take the pic with it holding up a 6 pack of Dr Pepper?

Magnus, I am your father. You need to ask your mother about a man named Calvin Klein.
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Baron Von Crowder

asshole with an opinion

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#18

11-28-2018, 10:58 AM

SVO's dick is so big it's got an elevator and a lobby.

"If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford
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svauto-erotic855

I know everything, I'm older than you

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#19

11-28-2018, 11:08 AM

Originally posted by Baron Von Crowder View Post

SVO's dick is so big it's got an elevator and a lobby.

Correction; freight elevator.

Magnus, I am your father. You need to ask your mother about a man named Calvin Klein.
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bcoop

Lifer

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#20

11-28-2018, 12:18 PM

Originally posted by mstng86 View Post

Why worry about such little things?

Because he has no life, no friends, and the most outrageous case of needledick/short man/Napoleon complex this board has ever seen. Internet glory is the only hope he’s got left.

Originally posted by BradM

But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.

Originally posted by Leah

In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.
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Craizie

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#21

11-28-2018, 12:22 PM

Speaking of dicks, anyone read that reddit AMA about the two dicked dude a few years back? It's highly entertaining.
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Nash B.

Lifer

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#22

11-28-2018, 12:45 PM

Originally posted by Craizie View Post

Speaking of dicks, anyone read that reddit AMA about the two dicked dude a few years back? It's highly entertaining.

No but did you hear about the five-dicked dude? His pants fit like a glove.

Originally posted by Broncojohnny

HOORAY ME and FUCK YOU!
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jammeejamm

Lifer

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#23

11-28-2018, 01:21 PM

ha! fucking awesome!
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Baron Von Crowder

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#24

11-28-2018, 02:00 PM

Originally posted by svauto-erotic855 View Post

Correction; freight elevator.

I thought that was a given?

"If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford
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scootro

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11-28-2018, 08:02 PM

Originally posted by Craizie View Post

Speaking of dicks, anyone read that reddit AMA about the two dicked dude a few years back? It's highly entertaining.

i saw that
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Rick Modena

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#26

11-28-2018, 09:17 PM

Originally posted by scootro View Post

i saw that

You saw his single double dick or you saw the thread?

Originally posted by Silverback

Look all you want, she can't find anyone else who treats her as bad as I do, and I keep her self esteem so low, she wouldn't think twice about going anywhere else.
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TX_92_Notch

Just a nobody

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#27

11-28-2018, 09:29 PM

Originally posted by Craizie View Post

Speaking of dicks, anyone read that reddit AMA about the two dicked dude a few years back? It's highly entertaining.

Between the two, he's got like 3 more inches of dick than me.

I don't know whether to be jealous or not. Someone help me out here.
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Craizie

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11-28-2018, 09:39 PM

Originally posted by TX_92_Notch View Post

Between the two, he's got like 3 more inches of dick than me.

I don't know whether to be jealous or not. Someone help me out here.

You're telling me you have a 10 inch dick?

He did get both of his dicks sucked at the same time.

However, he was in a "committed" relationship with a male and female.
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Craizie

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#29

11-28-2018, 09:40 PM

Originally posted by Rick Modena View Post

You saw his single double dick or you saw the thread?

I've sent the dicks.
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Stephen

Slower older fatter

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#30

11-28-2018, 09:55 PM

My shit may be short, but it sure is thin!

"PSH!!!"
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