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Bloomberg v. God
Mr. Bloomberg brought suit against God this morning accusing the deity of possession of WMD's within New York City city limits. The WMD in question is a massive, unregulated nuclear reactor, herefore referred to as the "sun." The sun, in it's unregulated state, has been responsible for global warming, cancer and over prolonged exposure, the destruction of the entire planet.
Bloomberg seeks punitive damages and a cessation of operation immediate. The Defendant has sought public defense as the legal community has refused to represent him.
Mr. Bloomberg brought suit against God this morning accusing the deity of possession of WMD's within New York City city limits. The WMD in question is a massive, unregulated nuclear reactor, herefore referred to as the "sun." The sun, in it's unregulated state, has been responsible for global warming, cancer and over prolonged exposure, the destruction of the entire planet.
Bloomberg seeks punitive damages and a cessation of operation immediate. The Defendant has sought public defense as the legal community has refused to represent him.
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