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Old 06-13-2019, 07:05 AM   #1
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Say a fella wanted rent a longhorn with a rider dressed in an Uncle Sam outfit to parade around his neighborhood. Where to find such a service locally?

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Old 06-13-2019, 07:08 AM   #2
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Id hit up one of the guys at the stockyards. Im sure if the price is right theyd do it.
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Old 06-13-2019, 07:10 AM   #3
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Yeah we need some more details on this one...
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Old 06-13-2019, 07:18 AM   #4
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A guy posted this on FB back on Easter.



Our HOA is planning a block party/parade for 4th of July.

I'd like to hire someone with a longhorn or more to parade along too.

In similar news, I land into DFW on 4th of July around 10am. I'm looking to do it big this year.

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Old 06-13-2019, 07:38 AM   #5
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You can request a Bevo appearance through the UT Austin website, not sure they'd be willing to do the uncle Sam part though. Or http://www.vidanuevaranch.com/Defaul...e=Rent-A-Steer
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Old 06-13-2019, 09:49 AM   #6
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I think this might be Soaps department.
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Old 06-13-2019, 10:41 AM   #7
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I think this might be Soaps department.
He has ridden a cow before soooooo..........
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Old 06-13-2019, 01:37 PM   #8
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Dang the owner of the land behind me just gave away 2 huge longhorns. Very gentle animals until they start swinging that head. I had to call the neighbor one evening one of them was tearing apart his new tractor! He said you have a gun shoot that fucking thing! I told him ill go see if I can throw some feed and apples over the fence to get it's attention off your tractor but I'm not shooting a cow.
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