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Old 02-10-2019, 07:33 AM   #1
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Look at the pics of the room starting at pic #42...
https://www.realtor.com/realestatean...Wi88qE#photo48
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Old 02-10-2019, 08:45 AM   #2
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Must have been uncomfortable for Melissa to walk through the basement/dungeon with Mr. Grey.

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Old 02-10-2019, 08:48 AM   #3
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Haha man I really wonder what that discussion was like. Or if this ad is just a pickup call in disguise.
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Old 02-10-2019, 10:03 AM   #4
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I can see the realtor now. Holy crap we have 2 million views, I priced it way to low. Its gonna sell this week
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Old 02-10-2019, 11:23 AM   #5
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That's a lot of cow skin rugs Choo Choo...
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Old 02-10-2019, 12:02 PM   #6
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HAHAHAHA, my favorite part of the description!

" It can be converted back to a typical suburban basement."
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Old 02-12-2019, 07:18 AM   #7
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LOL. they deleted the pics... Must have gotten a million hits and got nervous
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So i take it that it was an SVO style sex dungeon
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Old 02-12-2019, 09:02 AM   #9
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So i take it that it was an SVO style sex dungeon
There is a house down in the river oaks area of Houston that I have been in and it was set up like that. You can tell that the person who had that setup was not all that serious about it because they had something that would absorb liquid under a lot of the equipment. That is a big No-No. You want tile or something that can easily be washed.

FYI: It was my girlfriend/fiance that had the large dungeon, not me. I don't need elaborate props. Restraints, spreader bar, hemp rope, and a riding crop are all that I need.
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There is a house down in the river oaks area of Houston that I have been in and it was set up like that. You can tell that the person who had that setup was not all that serious about it because they had something that would absorb liquid under a lot of the equipment. That is a big No-No. You want tile or something that can easily be washed.

FYI: It was my girlfriend/fiance that had the large dungeon, not me. I don't need elaborate props. Restraints, spreader bar, hemp rope, and a riding crop are all that I need.
Dude....C'mon
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Dude....C'mon
Ok, you got me. I need all of the props or I can't bust a nut.
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Old 02-12-2019, 11:11 AM   #12
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Ok, you got me. I need all of the props or I can't bust a nut.
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Sooooo it is not normal to have that type of room in your house? Bunch of fucking prudes.
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There is a house down in the river oaks area of Houston that I have been in and it was set up like that. You can tell that the person who had that setup was not all that serious about it because they had something that would absorb liquid under a lot of the equipment. That is a big No-No. You want tile or something that can easily be washed.

Yeah but wouldn't the amount of liquid be negli... Wait, wait. I'm just gonna stop right there. I'm not doing this again, I've learned my lesson. I've learned my lesson.
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Old 02-13-2019, 09:21 AM   #15
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Yeah but wouldn't the amount of liquid be negli... Wait, wait. I'm just gonna stop right there. I'm not doing this again, I've learned my lesson. I've learned my lesson.
Have you ever heard of water sports sport?

Did you know that you can make a bucket of lube using a product called J-Lube and that things can get pretty darn messy really fast?
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The right lube is a fucking game changer
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Old 02-13-2019, 11:17 AM   #17
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The right lube is a fucking game changer
I can not tell you how many women that I've ass fucked that have said the same thing. If your into kink do yourself a favor and order some J Lube.
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