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    Have no fear your buttholes are safe

    With a name like the ‘Texas Butthole Tickling Bandit’ it doesnt take any imagination to know what he does after breaking in. Fortunately he has been apprehended by police.

    Identified and caught by police in the early hours of the January 5th,. He managd to elude capture for three weeks, he has given male residents in the area a real tough time with his spate of assaults, which totalled a dozen homes by the time he was stopped.



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  • #2
    Damnit. Now I don't have a chance to get a visit from him!

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    • #3
      guess i can start locking the doors and closing the garage again...

      god bless.
      It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men -Frederick Douglass

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      • #4
        i heard from a friend many of his victims have yet to come forward.

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        • #5
          Unclamping my butt and sleeping on my stomach tonight!

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          • #6
            Originally posted by jammeejamm View Post
            i heard from a friend many of his victims have yet to come forward.
            "Well I'm done robbing you now. That was fun, wasn't it? If you wanna call this in to the cops, you absolutely can... if you want everyone to know you got your butthole tickled by a dude that is."

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            • #7
              Originally posted by ELVIS View Post
              guess i can start locking the doors and closing the garage again...

              god bless.
              I've been leaving milk and cookies out in case it's santa's new summer gig.
              "If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Baron Von Crowder View Post
                I've been leaving milk and cookies out in case it's santa's new summer gig.
                I'll be right over.

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                • #9
                  Best fall guy I've paid thus far.
                  "Any dog under 50lbs is a cat and cats are pointless." - Ron Swanson

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                  • #10
                    Speaking of buttholes, mine is burning from habanero sauce i had earlier at The Hub.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by lincolnboy View Post
                      Speaking of buttholes, mine is burning from habanero sauce i had earlier at The Hub.
                      Stop rubbing hot sauce on your butthole then.

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                      • #12
                        Heard about a guy back in the mid 70's that was the called the "enema bandit". You can also guess what he did to people after he broke in.
                        WH

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                        • #13
                          Ya'll do know that the original story is fake I hope. It was published on a satire news site and did not happen.

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