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Old 07-19-2017, 07:35 PM   #41
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everyone I knew that tried it that was the last stop before divorce.
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Old 07-20-2017, 03:42 PM   #42
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everyone I knew that tried it that was the last stop before divorce.
As my friend who is now a swinger told me... it only works for those who already have a good marriage. If you're doing it to save a marriage, it will only bring drama to not only you but the others as well.
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Old 07-20-2017, 07:46 PM   #43
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Man I'd like to hear some of SVO's stories on this

SVO, what do you know about this topic?
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Old 07-21-2017, 10:54 PM   #44
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He's said before most swinger chicks that he bangs are fatties, he preferred escort services
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Old 07-22-2017, 03:52 AM   #45
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I'll tell ya a short story....

I was in Florence, SC 13 years ago. Little city that seemed to be shut down after 8 PM every day, and all day Sunday.

Met a chick on Plenty of Fish, she had the largest clitoris I have ever seen. Very threatening sight indeed. Turns out she had a female friend. And a husband.
Next time we met, all 3 of them showed up.

We get to my hotel room and husband pulls out a pistol from inside his boot and slides it under the bed.

"Not to worry"..... says he...."I'm a cop. And he was.... A detective. I was a little nervous until his wife's friend pulled out a handful of breast and popped it in my mouth to ease my stress... and the wife started jacking her clit off with 2 fingers... LOL..

Now, these were not top notch people in the looks department, I'd say a 6 at the most - but the sex itself was off the fucking hook.

I think I sent someone on this board a pic back then of that huge clit. LOL!
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Old 07-22-2017, 06:57 AM   #46
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everyone I knew that tried it that was the last stop before divorce.
Exactly.

I knew a couple that use to go to the 13th floor in Dallas to swing. Didn't work out in the long term. Jealously, distrust, and infighting is inevitable. Go see a marriage counselor if you are having problems. Swinging is not a viable long term solution to a marriage gone stale.
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Old 07-22-2017, 09:55 AM   #47
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I'll tell ya a short story....

I was in Florence, SC 13 years ago. Little city that seemed to be shut down after 8 PM every day, and all day Sunday.

Met a chick on Plenty of Fish, she had the largest clitoris I have ever seen. Very threatening sight indeed. Turns out she had a female friend. And a husband.
Next time we met, all 3 of them showed up.

We get to my hotel room and husband pulls out a pistol from inside his boot and slides it under the bed.

"Not to worry"..... says he...."I'm a cop. And he was.... A detective. I was a little nervous until his wife's friend pulled out a handful of breast and popped it in my mouth to ease my stress... and the wife started jacking her clit off with 2 fingers... LOL..

Now, these were not top notch people in the looks department, I'd say a 6 at the most - but the sex itself was off the fucking hook.

I think I sent someone on this board a pic back then of that huge clit. LOL!
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Old 07-22-2017, 10:30 AM   #48
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I'll tell ya a short story....

I was in Florence, SC 13 years ago. Little city that seemed to be shut down after 8 PM every day, and all day Sunday.

Met a chick on Plenty of Fish, she had the largest clitoris I have ever seen. Very threatening sight indeed. Turns out she had a female friend. And a husband.
Next time we met, all 3 of them showed up.

We get to my hotel room and husband pulls out a pistol from inside his boot and slides it under the bed.

"Not to worry"..... says he...."I'm a cop. And he was.... A detective. I was a little nervous until his wife's friend pulled out a handful of breast and popped it in my mouth to ease my stress... and the wife started jacking her clit off with 2 fingers... LOL..

Now, these were not top notch people in the looks department, I'd say a 6 at the most - but the sex itself was off the fucking hook.

I think I sent someone on this board a pic back then of that huge clit. LOL!

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Old 07-22-2017, 10:34 AM   #49
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I guess the best part is I didn't have to share my girl with anyone, they supplied all the goods, lol!

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Old 07-24-2017, 03:49 PM   #50
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So you had sex with a cop in a motel on a bed with his gun under it while his wife watched
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Old 07-24-2017, 03:54 PM   #51
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So you had sex with a cop in a motel on a bed with his gun under it while his wife watched
Your jealousy is showing.
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Old 07-24-2017, 05:45 PM   #52
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So you had sex with a cop in a motel on a bed with his gun under it while his wife watched
Even more kinky than that. He held a gun on me while I gave it to his wife up the ass, and the other girl licked my balls.

Right as I busted a nut he shot himself in the head.

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Old 07-24-2017, 06:24 PM   #53
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Old 07-24-2017, 06:53 PM   #54
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I knew by 3rd party. Good friend of mine and his wife were friends of a couple I barely knew. That couple tried to get them into it. Some society in Dallas that couple was apart of. Even shared the website they uploaded videos to to try and entice them.
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