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Old 04-28-2016, 11:56 AM   #1
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Old 04-28-2016, 12:02 PM   #2
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Old 04-28-2016, 12:03 PM   #3
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LOL @ "Magnify your dick"!
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Old 04-28-2016, 12:26 PM   #4
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Old 04-28-2016, 06:35 PM   #5
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It's Olsteen, so I can laugh.
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Old 04-28-2016, 08:42 PM   #6
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i like to think its not because i go to church and take my faith seriously, but are those just not that funny? feel free to call me a sanctimonious asshole....

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Old 04-28-2016, 09:00 PM   #7
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i like to think its not because i go to church and take my faith seriously, but are those just not that funny? feel free to call me a sanctimonious asshole....

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Old 04-28-2016, 09:10 PM   #8
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Sanctimonious assholes...
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Old 04-28-2016, 09:46 PM   #9
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I chuckled at the magnifying but nothing else
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Old 04-28-2016, 10:14 PM   #10
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Nope, they're funny.
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i like to think its not because i go to church and take my faith seriously, but are those just not that funny? feel free to call me a sanctimonious asshole.....
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It's Osteen, so I can laugh.
Yup.

His prosperity gospel is some bullshit.
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Old 04-29-2016, 08:35 AM   #12
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Respectfully, I think you are mistaking the mocking of God with the mocking of a person that has continuously taken advantage of others to enrich himself in the name of God and Christ. This is a person that should be mocked and shunned from the church. He is leading thouands away from Christ.
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i like to think its not because i go to church and take my faith seriously, but are those just not that funny? feel free to call me a sanctimonious asshole....

god bless.
If it was taking bible verses and doing it, i would be with you, but this might as well be Trump and replacing 'great' with 'rollerblade'.
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I can't believe people still fall for this televangelist shit.
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I want to like Slow99 since people I know say he's a good guy, but just about everything he posts is condescending and passive aggressive.

Most people I talk to have nothing but good things to say about you, but you sure come across as a condescending prick. Do you have an inferiority complex you've attempted to overcome through overachievement? Or were you fondled as a child?

You and slow99 should date. You both have passive aggressiveness down pat.
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Yup.

His prosperity gospel is some bullshit.
Right there with you.

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Respectfully, I think you are mistaking the mocking of God with the mocking of a person that has continuously taken advantage of others to enrich himself in the name of God and Christ. This is a person that should be mocked and shunned from the church. He is leading thouands away from Christ.
This is spot on. Osteen is a bucket of well-financed-fraudulent-shit.
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I can't believe people still fall for this televangelist shit.
Unfortunately, their life experiences didn't bestow them with the intelligence and/or the confidence to logically deconstruct the fact that it's a scam...
it's just sad...

and there's a special place in hell for people who take advantage of people like that vs. trying to lift them up...

it's one thing to be "down for yours" to "look out for number one", etc. But to trick others out of the fruits of their labor and out of their dreams and their optimism is just plain wicked... there's no other way to describe it
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If it was taking bible verses and doing it, i would be with you, but this might as well be Trump and replacing 'great' with 'rollerblade'.

just to be clear, im all for making jokes at all costs including religion. this just wasn't that funny to me.

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just to be clear, im all for making jokes at all costs including religion. this just wasn't that funny to me.

god bless.
you should magnify your sense of humor.
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just to be clear, im all for making jokes at all costs including religion. this just wasn't that funny to me.

god bless.
You didn't think this one was funny?? I lol'd..

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You didn't think this one was funny?? I lol'd..
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