Texas Roadhouse

[Nash B.]

You're an idiot. The giant carrots they use are more than equivalent to one side serving size of carrots.

Bugs Bunny approved.

[Roscoe]

It's a plate of your mothers' smashed assholes.

If you don't finish this all in the first sitting, I highly recommend not taking any home as leftovers... It doesn't keep well, just sayin'...

[BradM]

It's a plate of your mothers' smashed assholes.

I put it on a bun, it tasted just like a fried bologna sandwich!