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  • #16
    Originally posted by 46Tbird View Post
    Actually, we peaked in 1957.

    Not saying everything was perfect - it wasn't, especially in regards to race relations and women's status in society - but it was still our peak.


    HIGH SCHOOL 1957 vs. 2014

    Scenario 1:
    Jack goes duck hunting before school and then pulls into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck's gun rack.


    1957 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.
    2014- School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.

    Scenario 2:
    Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.

    1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.
    2014 - Police called and SWAT team arrives -- they arrest both Johnny and Mark. They are both charged with assault and both expelled even though Johnny started it.

    Scenario 3:
    Jeffrey will not be still in class;
    he disrupts other students.

    1957 - Jeffrey sent to the Principal's office and given a good paddling by the Principal. He then returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
    2014 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. He becomes a zombie. He is then tested for ADD. The family gets extra money (SSI) from the government because Jeffrey has a disability.

    Scenario 4:
    Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.

    1957 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college and becomes a successful businessman.
    2014 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse,Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. The state psychologist is told by Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has an affair with the psychologist.

    Scenario 5:
    Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.

    1957 - Mark shares his aspirin with the Principal out on the smoking dock.
    2014 - The police are called and Mark is expelled from school for drug violations. His car is then searched for drugs and weapons.

    Scenario 6:
    Pedro fails high school English.

    1957 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English and goes to college.
    2014 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against the state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English is then banned from core curriculum. Pedro is given his diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.

    Scenario 7:
    Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the Fourth of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle and blows up a red ant bed.

    1957 - Ants die.
    2014 - ATF, Homeland Security and the FBI are all called. Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. The FBI investigates his parents - and all siblings are removed from their home and all computers are confiscated. Johnny's dad is placed on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.

    Scenario 8:
    Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.

    1957 – In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
    2014- Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.
    Yay for forwarded emails!
    Originally posted by BradM
    But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
    Originally posted by Leah
    In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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    • #17
      Yeah, it was pretty awesome in 1957 when the governor of Arkansas blocked the Little Rock 9 from going to Central High School.
      ZOMBIE REAGAN FOR PRESIDENT 2016!!! heh

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      • #18
        lot of white separatists back then
        WH

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        • #19
          There has to be thousands of military heroes we will never hear a peep about. Still, the publicized ones are still bad asses.
          Originally posted by MR EDD
          U defend him who use's racial slurs like hes drinking water.

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          • #20
            Originally posted by YALE View Post
            Yeah, it was pretty awesome in 1957 when the governor of Arkansas blocked the Little Rock 9 from going to Central High School.
            Yeah, it's so much better today with our great race relations and public education system.
            When the government pays, the government controls.

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            • #21
              Originally posted by 46Tbird View Post
              Yeah, it's so much better today with our great race relations and public education system.
              I got to tell yall this shit.

              My wife is a high school teacher at a school with a 20% white demographic. They were told that the number of non-white students that had been disciplined was too high, and it needed to be more equal. The new policy is that the teachers have to document 4 referral worthy incidents before they can actually write them up. Each teacher, each student. They get 4 freebies before anything happens, in each class.

              White students are to be written up for everything.
              "If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Gasser64 View Post
                lot of white separatists back then
                I believe they preferred to be called Democrats.

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by 46Tbird View Post
                  Yeah, it's so much better today with our great race relations and public education system.
                  Yep. Racial integration only has the possibility of either solving or causing all of America's modern problems.
                  Last edited by YALE; 01-29-2015, 03:16 PM.
                  ZOMBIE REAGAN FOR PRESIDENT 2016!!! heh

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by 46Tbird View Post
                    Actually, we peaked in 1957.
                    Bob poses a question as to whether or not an airplane will take off on a treadmill.

                    1957- Bob is laughed at for close to a year and made the butt of many jokes. In short order Bob realizes it was a silly question and goes on with his life.

                    2014- Bob pounds away at the keyboard relentlessly using junk science from forwarded e-mails and wikipedia. Bob is laughed at relentlessly, but refuses to give up being wrong. Bob is then made the butt of many jokes for a long time to come.

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by BP View Post
                      I believe they preferred to be called Democrats.
                      And man do they hate it when you point out all those pesky historical facts

                      Originally posted by YALE View Post
                      Racial integration only has the possibility of either solving or causing all of America's modern problems.
                      Which is why I can kind of see the point of the white separatist. Or black separatist or any separatist. I'm not one, but people do seem to get along better without multiculturalism. I dont actually think its got anything to do with race, except for the retards who actually think that matters. Its more like the culture that people seem to hate, which is almost always made up of people of a certain skin color. So if they were separated, as they were for so long by oceans and geography, you probably wouldn't see any of these problems.
                      WH

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by SS Junk View Post
                        Bob poses a question as to whether or not an airplane will take off on a treadmill.

                        1957- Bob is laughed at for close to a year and made the butt of many jokes. In short order Bob realizes it was a silly question and goes on with his life.

                        2014- Bob pounds away at the keyboard relentlessly using junk science from forwarded e-mails and wikipedia. Bob is laughed at relentlessly, but refuses to give up being wrong. Bob is then made the butt of many jokes for a long time to come.
                        2008- Mythbusters proves what Bob was saying all along.
                        "If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford

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                        • #27
                          Only in America could a former exalted cyclops of the KKK become a US Senator and lead a party that calls the party of Lincoln racist.

                          "I shall never fight in the armed forces with a negro by my side ... Rather I should die a thousand times, and see Old Glory trampled in the dirt never to rise again, than to see this beloved land of ours become degraded by race mongrels, a throwback to the blackest specimen from the wilds."

                          —Robert C. Byrd, in a letter to Sen. Theodore Bilbo (D-MS), 1946

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Baron Von Crowder View Post
                            2008- Mythbusters proves what Bob was saying all along.
                            Author of joke failed to make it clear Bob stating it was not possible. Joke backfire.

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by SS Junk View Post
                              Author of joke failed to make it clear Bob stating it was not possible. Joke backfire.
                              1957- Author of failed joke laughs at own stupidity and goes on living his life.

                              2014- Author of failed joke gets furious, and makes a list written in lipstick of people he plans to murder and wear their face like a mask as he does his little kooky dance
                              "If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford

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                              • #30
                                2002- Author of failed joke would have attempted to produce funny retorts and would have made this thread go on for an eternity.

                                2015- Author is old and tired and cannot compete anymore.

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