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Old 03-26-2018, 12:19 PM   #1
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Does anyone know of a restaurant carries beef stroganoff? I've been craving the shit, but can't find anywhere around HEB that has it.
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Old 03-26-2018, 12:38 PM   #3
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Man, Edelweiss in Ft. Worth (near you) has some nice authentic German food, but I'm not sure if they have Beef Stroganoff. Edelweiss in Plano has better German food IMO.
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While it's not bad, that's not what I want. If I wanted Homemade Beef Stroganoff I'd make Rick Modena cook me some after I fucked him silly.
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While it's not bad, that's not what I want. If I wanted Homemade Beef Stroganoff I'd make Rick Modena cook me some after I fucked him silly.
Oh, well if you wanted me to cook for you, my specialty is Tube Steak with a side of meatballs smothered in underwear, cum with it, playa!
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Oh, well if you wanted me to cook for you, my specialty is Tube Steak with a side of meatballs smothered in underwear, cum with it, playa!
Doesnt sound very filling.
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Man, Edelweiss in Ft. Worth (near you) has some nice authentic German food, but I'm not sure if they have Beef Stroganoff. Edelweiss in Plano has better German food IMO.
have you been to the ft worth location lately? We havent been in a while, but used to make it a semi-regular thing. They cut the portions in half, bumped the price up, and the food didnt taste the same. Wondering if they fixed it yet.
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have you been to the ft worth location lately? We havent been in a while, but used to make it a semi-regular thing. They cut the portions in half, bumped the price up, and the food didnt taste the same. Wondering if they fixed it yet.
What location?
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Old 03-26-2018, 08:13 PM   #10
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Does anyone know of a restaurant carries beef stroganoff? I've been craving the shit, but can't find anywhere around HEB that has it.
I make it myself. My whole family loves it including kids and my professional chef mother in law.
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Other than "h" you people have been utterly fucking useless.
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Other than "h" you people have been utterly fucking useless.
I've never seen stroganoff on a menu anywhere. Are you looking for authentic or the bastardized American version?
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Man, Edelweiss in Ft. Worth (near you) has some nice authentic German food, but I'm not sure if they have Beef Stroganoff. Edelweiss in Plano has better German food IMO.
Stroganoff is Russian, homeskillet. It's very close to German goulash (not the bastardized American version).
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Other than "h" you people have been utterly fucking useless.
Lmfao, what else is new.

Ivy Kitchen in Addison has tenderloin beef stroganoff, never tried it though.
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I've never seen stroganoff on a menu anywhere. Are you looking for authentic or the bastardized American version?
I was looking for authentic, but neither are bad IMO. I've also never seen it on a menu, can you kick the idea to someone who uses your test kitchen? I'll slide you a fiver if they do it in DFW.
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I was looking for authentic, but neither are bad IMO. I've also never seen it on a menu, can you kick the idea to someone who uses your test kitchen? I'll slide you a fiver if they do it in DFW.
lol, I'll float the idea...


If you haven't had it try German goulash. The German version doesn't have tomatoes in it (like the shitty american version), and uses spaetzle. I haven't had one with mushrooms in it, but it is close in style to authentic stroganoff.
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I work with a few Russians. I even know where you can get authentic Russian Jew beef stroganoff. I’ve eaten there many times, but never had the stroganoff. Only place in town I know you can get Borscht too. I’d hate to share the name though as it already gets crowded.

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My research found that the big Russian communities are just south of the high five, and in Plano, which helped us eventually settle on Frisco as home, so I don't know if you will find anything near HEB. I'll let you know what I come across, but I'm not a fan of most Russian cuisine, so I won't be active seeking it out. I'll know where the "European" markets are soon enough, but my wife's cooking is enough Russian for me.

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I work with a few Russians. I even know where you can get authentic Russian Jew beef stroganoff. I’ve eaten there many times, but never had the stroganoff. Only place in town I know you can get Borscht too. I’d hate to share the name though as it already gets crowded.

On a side note one was my Russian coworkers recently bought a Mercedes ML wagon. I told him a real Russian gangster would’ve gone G wagon.
I hope you stub your toe tonight... like bad.
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