NFL Week 2 Predictions

[asphaltjunkie]

Cowboys vs. Seattle...

Dallas is going to go into this game like they usually do against lesser opponents, thinking they're just gonna kill Seattle, and find themselves down by 17 at halftime. Sure, they'll come back and tie it up late in the fourth quarter, but the game will go into overtime, and they'll inevitably do something stupid, Seattle will get the ball back, and beat the Cowboys by 3.

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[idrivea4banger]

Zzzzzzzzzzz

[Rick Modena]

Yaaaaawwwwnnnnn...

[krazy kris]

So cockinursoreass do you accept the "challenge" or you going to be a little bitch about it again and ban me for a few hours again. I will have to say thank you for breaking the hold the internet had on me I caught 2 of the biggest bass so far this season.

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[krazy kris]

Wait up, playa. I haven't decided if im in yet.


As a matter of fact, are you betting on this forum, BANNED!

So cockinursoreass do you accept the "challenge" or you going to be a little bitch about it again and ban me for a few hours again. I will have to say thank you for breaking the hold the internet had on me I caught 2 of the biggest bass so far this season.

[SouthernSVT]

Bears at Packers -
Close game, but Cutler/Marshall make fools of a weak Green Bay secondary.

Buccaneers at Giants -
Giants have a lot to prove, and the Buccs will be an easy target to try and prove it. Even so, they will barely win.

Raiders at Dolphins -
This is really a 50/50 toss-up. Carson Palmer makes up the difference by getting the Raiders close enough for two field goals over the Dolphins one field goal.

Texans at Jaguars -
Texans tear the Jags a new one.

Browns at Bengals -
Step two towards Weeden being benched in favor of McCoy. Everyone laughs at Browns for wasting a first round draft pick on a 29 year old back-up. This is no different than every other year though, and Cleveland does it again next year.

Chiefs at Bills -
Hell of a game, Bills barely pull it out with homefield advantage.

Ravens at Eagles -
Ray Lewis pulverises Vick, and Flacco/Rice pick apart the Eagles defense. Eagles take a big one in the ass, and everyone realizes that the "dream team" is as sorry as last year.

Saints at Panthers -
Cam Newton throws/runs for 1000 yards (exageration), but still loses. No one is surprised.

Cardinals at Patriots -
Pats blow out Cards, Arizona debates who to start at QB in week 3.

Vikings at Colts -
Luck wins his first game. Vikings control most of the game with Peterson, until Luck lights em up for the win on the last drive.

Redskins at Rams -
RG3 proves too much for the Rams defense, pulls another huge game out of his ass.

Cowboys at Seahawks -
Cowboys roll through Seattle like they're a CFL team. Shows the Seahawks how far they still have to go. Not just saying this as a Cowboys fan, I see a classic Cowboys ass whoopin like they did to St Louis last year.

Jets at Steelers -
Last week was a Jets fluke. Steelers ground and pound is too much.

Titans at Chargers -
Chargers squeek out a win against a banged up Titans team.

Lions at 49ers -
Close, high scoring game. 49ers defense holds in crunch time.

Broncos at Falcons -
Another close high scoring game. Peyton is Peyton, outplays Matty Ice.

[Unicorn Jeff]

8:20 PM ET
Bears at Packers
Sunday, September 16th


1:00 PM ET
Buccaneers at Giants
1:00 PM ET
Raiders at Dolphins
1:00 PM ET
Texans at Jaguars
1:00 PM ET
Browns at Bengals
1:00 PM ET
Chiefs at Bills
1:00 PM ET
Ravens at Eagles
1:00 PM ET
Saints at Panthers
1:00 PM ET
Cardinals at Patriots
1:00 PM ET
Vikings at Colts
4:05 PM ET
Redskins at Rams
4:05 PM ET
Cowboys at Seahawks
4:25 PM ET
Jets at Steelers
4:25 PM ET
Titans at Chargers
8:20 PM ET
Lions at 49ers


Monday, September 17th
8:30 PM ET
Broncos at Falcons

I'm going with the bears to be different.

[idrivea4banger]

8:20 PM ET
Bears at Packers
Sunday, September 16th


1:00 PM ET
Buccaneers at Giants
1:00 PM ET
Raiders at Dolphins
1:00 PM ET
Texans at Jaguars
1:00 PM ET
Browns at Bengals
1:00 PM ET
Chiefs at Bills
1:00 PM ET
Ravens at Eagles
1:00 PM ET
Saints at Panthers
1:00 PM ET
Cardinals at Patriots---blowout
1:00 PM ET
Vikings at Colts
4:05 PM ET
Redskins at Rams
4:05 PM ET
Cowboys at Seahawks---ogletree 3td catches murray 1 rushing td felix jones breaks his legs
4:25 PM ET
Jets at Steelers---tebow rushes for 100yds
4:25 PM ET
Titans at Chargers
8:20 PM ET
Lions at 49ers


Monday, September 17th
8:30 PM ET
Broncos at Falcons

[Geor!]

What is dick moninha?

[mstng86]

I'd be willing to make the same wager to any other Cowboys fucktard on this board.

I'm your huckleberry.

This is silly though. I can't commit until the day of the game. No telling what injuries will come up.

[Rick Modena]

Lmao @ dick moninja

I know everytime I see it, I start to laugh out loud!

[Superwho]

Lmao @ dick moninja

[Rick Modena]

I'm the only fuckstick thats picking the Rams

Yes.

[FoxBodyNick]

I'm the only fuckstick thats picking the Rams

Because it isn't going to happen! Go Skins!

[pHILSANITY07]

Buccaneers at Giants
Raiders at Dolphins
Texans at Jaguars
Browns at Bengals
Chiefs at Bills
Ravens at Eagles
Saints at Panthers
Cardinals at Patriots
Vikings at Colts
Redskins at [B]Rams[/B
]Cowboys at Seahawks
Jets at Steelers
Titans at Chargers
Lions at 49ers

I'm the only fuckstick thats picking the Rams