Epic sorority girl email rant - read by Alison Haslip

[Broncojohnny]

You jelly bro? Maybe you can find a surgeon to cram you...

Did you graduate from SMU? That's a nice sweatervest....

[Jester]

“The Internet is forever,” Fertik added. “Unfortunately for her, her ‘online tattoo’ will stick with her for a long, long time—and it will likely color how peers, future employers, grad school admissions officers, etc., regard her as a person. She’s going to have to work very hard to show that she's taken this experience and used it to grow into a more mature, thoughtful, tolerant and compassionate person.”

lol, bullshit!
She is gonna hook up with a guy that all she has to do is suck and fuck like a good little whore and she wont have to work.

The article:

The mean-girl sorority rant read round the world has taken a somewhat predictable turn, with Delta Gamma president Rebecca Martinson “resigning” from her sorority Wednesday because of her profanity-laced, media-frenzy inducing email.

“Delta Gamma has accepted the resignation of one of its members whose email relating to a social event has been widely distributed and publicized through social media and traditional media channels. The tone and content of the email was highly inappropriate and unacceptable by any standard,” read Wednesday’s announcement on the University of Maryland sorority’s Facebook page. “All reasonable people can agree, this is an email that should never have been sent.” Further, Delta Gamma now considers the matter “closed.”

Dream on, sisters. Since Gawker first shared the email a week ago, Martinson’s f-bomb-, threat-laced fury at fellow Delta Gamma members for “literally” being “boring,” “awkward,” “weird,” “mentally slow” and “stupid” has gone seriously viral, with major news outlets from ABC News to CNN giving it coverage. It’s also spawned a slew of hysterical parodies, including actor Michael Shannon’s pitch-perfect delivery, a stop-motion Barbie performance on the YouTube show the "Most Popular Girls in School," a reading by an animated Joe Pesci, and a scary-funny dramatic reading by standup comedian Kelsey Cook.

So why has Martinson’s screed been such popular online fodder? Many reasons, according to Michael Fertik, founder and CEO of Reputation.com, who told CNN it was because of the "mean girls" stereotype, the surprise factor of "something so vulgar and crude being spouted by someone who looks fairly angelic,” and the fact that a quick search of her social media accounts revealed other less-than-politic moments. And, he added, the email could follow the college junior for years.

“The Internet is forever,” Fertik added. “Unfortunately for her, her ‘online tattoo’ will stick with her for a long, long time—and it will likely color how peers, future employers, grad school admissions officers, etc., regard her as a person. She’s going to have to work very hard to show that she's taken this experience and used it to grow into a more mature, thoughtful, tolerant and compassionate person.”

[Unicorn Jeff]

i guess it got too much for her to handle.

http://shine.yahoo.com/healthy-livin...172810311.html

Rofl!!!!

[MattB]

I must have missed this. She reminds me of every other whore that comes out of the SMU campus. Some of them are down to earth but others act just like this crazy bitch. She'll be married to the first surgeon who gets to cram it in her ass and will then be prancing all over Highland Park at 2pm on a Tuesday.

That's exactly how all of the 35-50 y/o "cougars" are here in Coppell. 3pm on a weekday at Anemia's drinking margaritas while their husbands are working. I think that's how Nate(r.i.p.) met some of the cougars he was messing around with.

[jlyon]

i guess it got too much for her to handle.

http://shine.yahoo.com/healthy-living/sorority-girl-email-writer--resigns--from-delta-gamma-172810311.html

[Pro88LX]

Not a closer.

totally.

[Skidmark]

I must have missed this. She reminds me of every other whore that comes out of the SMU campus. Some of them are down to earth but others act just like this crazy bitch. She'll be married to the first surgeon who gets to cram it in her ass and will then be prancing all over Highland Park at 2pm on a Tuesday.

You jelly bro? Maybe you can find a surgeon to cram you...

nada

Not a closer.

She reminds me of every other whore that comes out of the SMU campus. Some of them are down to earth but others act just like this crazy bitch.

lol

[GT Fanatic]

My god, my ADD kicked in so fast. She needs to shut up and make a sandwich.

[Broncojohnny]

I must have missed this. She reminds me of every other whore that comes out of the SMU campus. Some of them are down to earth but others act just like this crazy bitch. She'll be married to the first surgeon who gets to cram it in her ass and will then be prancing all over Highland Park at 2pm on a Tuesday.

[Pro88LX]

Update?

nada

[Downs]

Sometimes I regret going straight into the military and missing out on the "College experience" but then I read shit like the OP and I'm kinda glad I didn't. I mean the military has its own experiences I.E. barracks whores and all (anyone who has spent time in a barracks knows what I'm talkin about) but I miss out on all the drugs lol.

This bitch is hot but if shit like this is what's important in her life, I'd fuck her then leave her in the back seat of her own convertible VW Beetle with my jizz dripping out of her mouth while I sped as far away from her as possible.

I'm out on that but she can try to suck my soul through my pee hole if she wants.

Update?

[Sean88gt]

There has to be nudes (either of the sorority chick or the chick reading it).