Epic sorority girl email rant - read by Alison Haslip

[Trip McNeely]

OMG, Alison Haislip is so hawt. So much hotter reading that.

[Cobraman]

^ this guy's in a sorority

[Jester]

How is Zooey these days?

stressed from work and all the presentations she is having to prepare this week on the new wells.

i wasnt judging.....and i married her cuz she leaves bruises...

How is Zooey these days?

[Jester]

I like kinky sex with choking, slapping, etc. You know, the shit that leaves bruises. You like marrying chicks you met a week ago. We all have our vices, buddy. Don't judge.

i wasnt judging.....and i married her cuz she leaves bruises...

[bcoop]

so you would let her shove her hand up your ass...

ok, first it was the sex with the chick that had her weiner lopped off and now this.....

im just sayin

I like kinky sex with choking, slapping, etc. You know, the shit that leaves bruises. You like marrying chicks you met a week ago. We all have our vices, buddy. Don't judge.

[Pro88LX]

She's going to rip your spinal cord out through your asshole.

I'm out on that but she can try to suck my soul through my pee hole if she wants.

[Jester]

I'd let her try...

so you would let her shove her hand up your ass...

ok, first it was the sex with the chick that had her weiner lopped off and now this.....

im just sayin

[bcoop]

She's going to rip your spinal cord out through your asshole.

I'd let her try...

[Jester]

trying to figure out a good opener....haha

tell her you are the head of the frat or some shit

i just sent it. we'll see if i get a response LOL. Im sure with this having gone viral shes getting blown up. HAHA

She's going to rip your spinal cord out through your asshole.

[Pro88LX]

"I just read your letter, and I've got a raging hard on right now."



You don't need anything clever. Guaranteed she's a dirty whore. She's got ass to mouth written all over her slutty fucking fivehead.

i just sent it. we'll see if i get a response LOL. Im sure with this having gone viral shes getting blown up. HAHA

[bcoop]

trying to figure out a good opener....haha

"I just read your letter, and I've got a raging hard on right now."



You don't need anything clever. Guaranteed she's a dirty whore. She's got ass to mouth written all over her slutty fucking fivehead.

[Pro88LX]

trying to figure out a good opener....haha

[Jmd]

Dude that chick aint bad at all. im going to text her haha

dont be scared! bet she will send some good pics