Epic sorority girl email rant - read by Alison Haslip

no joke. she isnt a half bad looker either, kinda tall forehead (hopefully not a conehead) but still not bad. careful, she might do dirty things to you that you dont want

The more crazy dirty things the better.

[Jmd]

no joke. she isnt a half bad looker either, kinda tall forehead (hopefully not a conehead) but still not bad. careful, she might do dirty things to you that you dont want

[bcoop]

Oh yeah. The chick that wrote it, while not attractive, is a guaranteed good lay.

that shit is funny. sounds like she needs some serious D and isnt getting it.

I'd love to nail that chick. She would tell you all the dirty things exactly how she wanted them. Any chick with a mouth like that has to be a fun uninhibited lay.

[Jmd]

that shit is funny. sounds like she needs some serious D and isnt getting it.

[Unicorn Jeff]

Eh bitchy or not I'd fuck her.

[JP135]

she called out her entire sorority for doing stupid shit, and had zero problems saying it.

Yes, but she is, herself, an overly dramatic snotty sorority bitch who is also doing stupid shit by thinking a damned bit of her phony-baloney Greek rented-buddy lifestyle matters here in the real world. It's a wash.

[32vfromhell]

i find that rant hilarious and incredibly refreshing. she called out her entire sorority for doing stupid shit, and had zero problems saying it.

I want to see a video of Parker Posey reading it.

[scootro]

spoiled bitch

[Frank]

must...FAP...now.

Damn, that was hot.

[Roscoe]

Say what you want, but I just went from 6 to midnight....

<-- referring to gal in video, not gal that wrote email...

[Slowhand]

first world problems

[95ragtop]

That put a smile on my face.

[CexMashean]

Ugly and bitchy, not a good combo.