Epic sorority girl email rant - read by Alison Haslip

[grove rat]

first world problems

[YALE]

ftfy!

You've met me. You know I'm not that good.

[momo]

I knew a badass broad that went to MD when I lived in PA. I should see if she has an in with these chicks, and can get us some NUDE PICTURES/VIDEOS.

ftfy!

[YALE]

I knew a badass broad that went to MD when I lived in PA. I should see if she has an in with these chicks, and can get us some dirt.

[Shaggin Wagon]

Ugly and bitchy, not a good combo.

[momo]

wow.. GREEK life is rough.

[Ratt]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaand this is why I stayed the fuck away from the Greek community.

Lmgdao!! Bitch has some balls, I like it! Sigma Nu had a house near the main drag when I was a kid in Canyon, Texas. They put my oldest sisters bike up in a tree once and my dad had to drive over there and get it down. He was pissed. Still makes me laugh.

[Denny]

Air raid, freshman!

[Scott Mc]

First world problems. I feel sorry for whatever spineless schmuck gets stuck with her.

[Vertnut]

I found that quite humorous.

[90GT50]

Damn you, Yale!

[90GT50]

Michael Shannon reading it, too.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/4ad20b4edf/michael-shannon-reads-the-insane-sorority-letter?playlist=featured_videos

[racrguy]

She's cute, and I'd fuck 'er inda butt, but she's not hot enough for that level of bullshit.

[YALE]

This version isn't bad, either:

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/4ad20b4edf/michael-shannon-reads-the-insane-sorority-letter?playlist=featured_videos