"You've been warned"....WTF ?!

[exlude]

Get bent you cry baby. I see people carrying sticks all the time. Please tell me old wise one, that granny will be capable of shooting a dog running full sprint towards her? Yeah, she may get lucky but at the same time she will be shooting from a distance and while she might get lucky and hit the dog she may get lucky and hit someone else too, like a human. I know you live on a farm or something equivalent but in the city where houses are built relatively close to each other with kids playing around, that may be hard to grasp for you.

Be at peace knowing that everyone on here thinks that anyone who is carrying a weapon should do it with absolutely zero training. LOL @ a stick.

[stevo]

"Hey guys, I have this bomb in my mailbox. It may go off, then again it may not, but if it does, it will probably hurt you. You have been warned."

Stevo

[mikec]

smartass!

Lol. You know I gots luv for ya girl!

[347Mike]

So granny should carry a tree trunk and not worry about trying to protect the child or daughter while she lines up on the charging dog? Then just put a little bit of home run king on it when it gets in range?

You may not be a gun hating liberal but you are for sure a gun hating dumbass...

Get bent you cry baby. I see people carrying sticks all the time. Please tell me old wise one, that granny will be capable of shooting a dog running full sprint towards her? Yeah, she may get lucky but at the same time she will be shooting from a distance and while she might get lucky and hit the dog she may get lucky and hit someone else too, like a human. I know you live on a farm or something equivalent but in the city where houses are built relatively close to each other with kids playing around, that may be hard to grasp for you.

[Unicorn Jeff]

Bayonet on a stick

I like it, keeping it simple.

[Broncojohnny]

Even though you're still a little niglet, I would get the handheld thing and go test it out. If it works on the dog then their you go! If that fails instead of a gun get a fucking bazooka or a fucking machete since their mixed feelings about guns.

Bayonet on a stick

[Unicorn Jeff]

It's the house with the huge ass German Shepard I bet! Lol. They make handheld noise emitters that mailmen carry in case of attack. I bet you could pick one up. Or a taser. Or a 357.

Even though you're still a little niglet, I would get the handheld thing and go test it out. If it works on the dog then their you go! If that fails instead of a gun get a fucking bazooka or a fucking machete since theirs mixed feelings about guns.

[Rick Modena]

Or a 357.

I'm sure you meant tRee fiVe SeVuN...

[MutherjuggZ]

I'd tell him to turn that son of a bitch loose and I'd fix the problem real quick. What if this stupid ass dog decides one day that it doesn't like little kids or old ladies either?

The pepper spray is a good suggestion for the MIL. Probably a good suggestion even if this situation didn't exist.

If not pepper spray, get her a can of hornet spray! It shoots 20feet

[NTexas_V-Star]

I am not a gun hating liberal. I think carrying a gun for a fucking dog is stupid. If you are on a sidewalk and a dog chases after you, one is your average joe able to hit a dog running full sprint; and two, if you do start shooting you will most likely have to fire in the open, unless you want to fire when you are being attacked. The first one doesn't apply to any of you since you are all excellent marksmen and could hit a gnats ass from 100 yards.....

The possibility of missing and hitting someone else over a stupid fucking dog that one wack with a tree trunk would fix seems a bit dangerous, don't you think?

I did once, dead center in the chest. Scary as shit for sure.