I heard it was recently uncovered that all the Jackass crew members were actually KGB Super soldiers sent to infiltrate American pop culture and turn our children into paraplegics by mimicking their stunts, since obviously super soldiers are impervious to pain. Looks like the CIA has finally uncovered their devious plot and is taking them out one by one. Knoxville, you're next, chief.
This guy, knows whats going on. Putting on tinfoil hat as we speak...
They said he was only able to be identified by his tattoos, yet the car burned to pieces?
The pictures show no fire damage, the trees and grass are as green as can be.
And again, there is no way a Porsche would leave those skinny skid marks.
Seems sketchy to me.
I heard it was recently uncovered that all the Jackass crew members were actually KGB Super soldiers sent to infiltrate American pop culture and turn our children into paraplegics by mimicking their stunts, since obviously super soldiers are impervious to pain. Looks like the CIA has finally uncovered their devious plot and is taking them out one by one. Knoxville, you're next, chief.
The original article claimed the car settled in 40 feet passed the treeline. With as thick as that forest is, there is no way you could see any of that damage with those poor pics.
But think about it, 40 feet isnt that far for fire to travel when a car supposedly bursts into flames.
The more I think about it, the more I think its a Hoax
But explain this fire, that leaves no smoke damage, or the greenery at the crash site?
The original article claimed the car settled in 40 feet passed the treeline. With as thick as that forest is, there is no way you could see any of that damage with those poor pics.
Wow, looks like the esteemed Mr. Dunn has quite the following. Even Robert Ebert is getting roasted for expressing his humorously sardonic opinion on the matter. Looks like it's taboo to form your own opinion that is contrary to the cultural zeitgeist of the masses. If he wouldn't have been a celebrity, if you can call him that, this would have have been just another Darwinism punchline. Looks like we draw the line when criticizing the death of a good 'ole boy who dazzled us with his Thespian talents of stuffing toy cars up his rectum.
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