what the hell is wrong with you

[jluv]

My wheels are broke - bad knees and ankles.

I'm an extra large dude. Tall and wide. Most shit doesn't fit me. It's not so much normal clothes, but things like gloves, hats, shoes, chairs, cars, keypads, etc. I break shit a lot. At the end of the day, being big has it's perks, and I wouldn't rather be a small or even average sized guy.

I'm a spender. I suck at saving money.

I have some views that might land me in the liberal, tree-hugging hippie category, but I'm no extremist. It's not a problem as far as I'm concerned, but I bring it up because based on the typical views of this board, I might as well have the AIDS.

[Randy]

Met where?

There... duh.

[Randy]

Unless you have a speculum and know what you are looking at, you probably cannot tell if a woman has HPV unless she has obvious genital warts on her labia...and you deserve throat cancer for licking on that shit!

i dont mind learning Doc.... im good with my hands and im sure i can find some women to experiment on..... Kim i will be seeing you this weekend......

[davbrucas]

It's easier just to find a girl who wasn't a slut before you met here.

Met where?

[mustangguy289]

Unless you have a speculum and know what you are looking at, you probably cannot tell if a woman has HPV unless she has obvious genital warts on her labia...and you deserve throat cancer for licking on that shit!

It's easier just to find a girl who wasn't a slut before you met here.

[mustangguy289]

LMFAO! Rodney Carrington always provides quality music for all ages!

I never knew he said/sang that. Damn, i thought I was being original.

[davbrucas]

Unless you have a speculum and know what you are looking at, you probably cannot tell if a woman has HPV unless she has obvious genital warts on her labia...and you deserve throat cancer for licking on that shit!

[Randy]

That's a big lie. My wife's uncle battled throat cancer from having HPV. Yea, it affects men in the mouth and throat from going NOM NOM NOM on some tainted pootang.

NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I so do love NOM NOM-ing I think im going to have to make more thorough inspections before I go deep sea diving.... now it can't get contaminated from being elbow deep in hydraulic fluid or wading in pond water right?

[MutherjuggZ]

I love to scratch

LMFAO! Rodney Carrington always provides quality music for all ages!

[MutherjuggZ]

Biggest lie ever. My wife's uncle battled throat cancer from having HPV. Yea, it affects men in the mouth and throat from going NOM NOM NOM on some tainted pootang.

Damn! In my defense I said I don't know much about the stuff except I don't want it

[mustangguy289]

I've got creepy, crawly crabs crawlin' all over me.... those itchy little bastards, ya just can't get em to leave!

I love to scratch

[mustangguy289]

I've heard the shit that pops up on your mouth is just a different strain of the shit that can pop up on your junk. NO WAY IN HELL do I want that anywhere NEAR my body!

I bet you DO have HPV, however it won't hurt you

That's a big lie. My wife's uncle battled throat cancer from having HPV. Yea, it affects men in the mouth and throat from going NOM NOM NOM on some tainted pootang.

[Randy]

No but I do accept food stamps. For your convenience, I've made a list of things that can NOT be paid for with food stamps.

Duly noted.... oh and i have govt. cheese too.... so thats a bonus!!

[MutherjuggZ]

wtf?!?!?!

() <-----here's the loop

. <----------here's you outside of said loop

[Wicked98Snake]

No but I do accept food stamps. For your convenience, I've made a list of things that can NOT be paid for with food stamps.

wtf @ that pic?!?!?! LOL