what the hell is wrong with you

[TEAMJACOB]

No ones came clean with the herp? Statistically, one of u dirty sob's has it

[homealone]

Ask me about my Hills Sachs deformity.

I also have high blood pressure.

[mstng86]

batshit crazy...
sexual addiction...
fubared knees...
completely debilitating insecurity issues on occasion....
depression that leads to shopping sprees....
issues with female plumbing that is going to lead to surgery...ugh...
typical female issues...

You need to invest in a pillow for your knees. Bjs do take some time and can be hard on the knees.

[centexchick]

Seems like all of these could tie into your sexual addiction. Can you coach other women please?

you know....I should have went back to school for a sexual counselor....instead of business management.....cause that question gets asked alot.....

[bcoop]

Selfish, impatient, asshole. Dyslexic and ADD. Oh, and impingment syndrome in my shoulder kept me from working out for years. It's time for another shot, however, I have started strengthening the shoulder and will be working out like a regular person before you know it. And I have a severe addiction to women.

[mustangguy289]

batshit crazy...
sexual addiction...
fubared knees...
completely debilitating insecurity issues on occasion....
depression that leads to shopping sprees....
issues with female plumbing that is going to lead to surgery...ugh...
typical female issues...

Seems like all of these could tie into your sexual addiction. Can you coach other women please?

[Taylor]

Degenerative disc disease, nerve damage, arthritis in lower back. Mild PTSD. Athsma. Partially crippled left hand.


I'm also going crazy! My dad died last year. We were close. Since then I've been hung up on my own death. More specifically, I get a chest pain (indigestion? muscle ache? Who knows?) and start thinking I'm having a heart attack, start getting scared that I'm about to die, that causes an anxiety attack. Was in the hospital in June, thought I was having a heart attack. They ran every test known to man - said I'm healthy as a horse. Had my doc re-run every test again, same result. Tried Zoloft for like a week for the anxiety, did NOT like feeling fuzzy/dizzy/out of it. Now I stay up late as I can so I can go to bed worn out in hopes of sleeping through the night. Kinda sucks, but its getting better. A full-blown anxiety attack is a scary SOB.

I knew a.guy like that, woke up every day thinking he was about to die. Ended up dying mid fifties. Looked healthy but had bad heart conditions. Still, always thinking you're about to die seems miserable.

[centexchick]

We all know they are batshit crazy. No need to post.

batshit crazy...
sexual addiction...
fubared knees...
completely debilitating insecurity issues on occasion....
depression that leads to shopping sprees....
issues with female plumbing that is going to lead to surgery...ugh...
typical female issues...

[mustangguy289]

I am pretty perfect. My wife calls me the healthiest fat person ever.

[Broncojohnny]

I suffer from having a giant cock and more money than I can spend.



Really though it's ADD, bad knee, and being partially deaf.

Welcome to the club....

I used to have problems with asthma and allergies when I was younger but I run my ass off now and all of that has gone away. Besides that my shoulder is a little fucked up right now and probably needs to be cut on but I'm not so sure I'd be down with that.

[motoman]

I suffer from having a giant cock and more money than I can spend.



Really though it's ADD, bad knee, and being partially deaf.

[mstng86]

i find it amusing none of the dfwm chicks have posted up.....

We all know they are batshit crazy. No need to post.

[centexchick]

i find it amusing none of the dfwm chicks have posted up.....

[sc281]

Couldnt tell ya. Havent been to a doc since i was 16. 24 now.

But have been getting lazier/ less sex drive/ more irritable over the years.... Maybe i should go get my test checked, or testes if its a woman nurse



Oh and selfish.

[Wicked98Snake]

Physically I'm good, but I act like an asshole and I'm selfish.