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  • Mike
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    I'm a little tea pot

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  • 90GT50
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    Originally posted by mustangguy289 View Post
    Mike... is the new avatar her?
    Hahahaha!

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  • mustangguy289
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    So did he spray paint car after running from cops to disguise it?

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  • Mike
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    Originally posted by mustangguy289 View Post
    Mike... is the new avatar her?
    Maybe

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  • mustangguy289
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    Originally posted by Mike View Post
    Junioropolous07, can you explain this?
    Mike... is the new avatar her?

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  • DON SVO
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    Originally posted by talisman View Post
    And I shoot that paralizing shit out of my dick, like the dinosaur from Jurassic Park! Helps keep my vict... Lady friend from getting away...
    So that's what you're calling The Clap nowadays...

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  • talisman
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    Originally posted by Silverback View Post
    I think instead of a batwing, your Scrod should now be called the Frilled Lizard in it's honor...



    And I shoot that paralizing shit out of my dick, like the dinosaur from Jurassic Park! Helps keep my vict... Lady friend from getting away...

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  • Silverback
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    Originally posted by talisman View Post
    The sonar comes in handy in dark bedrooms though.
    I think instead of a batwing, your Scrod should now be called the Frilled Lizard in it's honor...

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  • talisman
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    Originally posted by Mike View Post
    Junioropolous07, can you explain this?

    Boom shakalaka!

    This thread sure is helping my vacation get here faster!

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  • Mike
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    Originally posted by RunbabyRun09
    The fiancee ran from cops in the car I was driving. He said it was the scariest thing of his life. He got away but he also ran the car into the ground.

    I'm exactly like you. You have that spilt second then its like ticket is less hassle haha

    Junioropolous07, can you explain this?

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  • Ratt
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    Originally posted by Mike View Post
    RunbabyRun09
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    Last Activity: Today 12:52 PM
    Current Activity: Viewing Thread ..and you thought YOUR ex was psycho.

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    Wonder if she will chime in
    We can only hope.

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  • talisman
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    The sonar comes in handy in dark bedrooms though.

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  • mustangguy289
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    Originally posted by Mike View Post
    RunbabyRun09
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    Last Activity: Today 12:52 PM
    Current Activity: Viewing Thread ..and you thought YOUR ex was psycho.

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    Wonder if she will chime in
    Chances are no.

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  • Mike
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    RunbabyRun09
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    Last Activity: Today 12:52 PM
    Current Activity: Viewing Thread ..and you thought YOUR ex was psycho.

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    Wonder if she will chime in

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  • Silverback
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    Originally posted by talisman View Post
    My cock might be average, but honestly if I had the desire, it has an unusual feature that would make breaking into porn easy. And I'm not talking about my glorious set of balls, either!
    I three foot bat wing span is not something the mainstream porn guys are looking for...

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