Forced weak handshake...

[Strychnine]

How about the guys that get good hand engagement but then lift their elbow up high and turn their hand on top. Tell me I'm not the only one that notices this bullshit.

[Ratt]

pictures

Yeah, good call, picture examples. So the first one I got was like this one:



He grabbed me hand all limp and girly like, so I gave a moderate squeeze, and the fucker looked at me like I was trying to break his hand. Pansy...

And the second one was like this:



Wherein my hand was the one on the left. Fucker didn't wait until full contact before gripping, and I demanded a re-do. I don't appreciate the early grabber. I think its probably some sort of psychological need to show dominance that causes people to close their grasp too early. Kind of a forced submission. Well fuck that, I'm a small guy but I've got a strong grip so I demanded a re-do and cracked that fuckers knuckles.

[SSMAN]

Women are the only ones I want a limp handshake from. (firm is ok too) I hate for any man that gives dead fish hand shakes. Seriously, what are you thinking when you lightly touch another man? I would rather you try to rip my arm off than do that dead fish shit.

Had one guy I did business with, when he shook your hand, he would swing his arm in fast and hard toward your hand. I was standing in the hall about a foot from the door to an office and he literally shoved me through the door way. I was like WTF? lol Totally caught me off guard and damn near made me fall over. I could picture him meeting one of those dainty men and flat out knocking them down.

[ceyko]

I can remember learning how to shake hands early on in elementary along with other society lessons like saying sir/mam and how to introduce yoursel. Maybe that is what is wrong with society, we stopped teaching this stuff to kids in school and parents are not doing it either.

The first time I met my in laws back when my wife and I were just dating she said to make sure to give her dad a strong handshake.

Both my boy and girl do handshakes at age 2. My boy can firm it up pretty good too when he wants to. For a 2 year old at least.

Took them to some of those kids schools and they shook hands and got cranky when the guides used the wrong hand and such. Made me happy hearing those stories.

[KBScobravert]

I can remember learning how to shake hands early on in elementary along with other society lessons like saying sir/mam and how to introduce yoursel. Maybe that is what is wrong with society, we stopped teaching this stuff to kids in school and parents are not doing it either.

The first time I met my in laws back when my wife and I were just dating she said to make sure to give her dad a strong handshake.

[abecx]

This shits pretty easy, I dont have huge hands so i just go in with my fingers apart so they cant grab around my entire hand. Car salesman do that shit all the time. I like to ask people why are they grabbing my fingers? Ahh, its so fun to call people out.

[racrguy]

I follow a woman's lead. Then I think about the Rangers game 6 and crush her hand while staring her down.

lmao, tr00f.

[CJ]

I follow a woman's lead. Then I think about the Rangers game 6 and crush her hand while staring her down.

[Chili]

I hate the early grab when the other person grabs your fingers before you get the web of your hand against the other's.

I hate that, and it happens to me a lot. I wait until the web of my thumb hits the web of theirs, then squeeze.

I tend to follow a woman's lead on the handshake.

I do the same.

[white88]

I can't stand those limp dick handshakes, shake like a man or GTFO.

[YALE]

Dairy industry = no weak handshakes. Another advantage to working in a factory is, even girls will make fun of you for being a sissy.

[Big A]

Strongest handshake I ever got was from a retired machinist. He had giant sausage fingers and it felt like a steam roller driving over your hand.

I'm willing to bet that wh1telightning would give him a fun for his money in the hand shaking department. Fucker will damn near crush your hand.

[racrguy]

I, like jluv have big hands and I HATE it when people grab my fingers. Worst thing ever, when a DUDE offers you his fingers. That's just fuckin' gay.

[KBScobravert]

I worked with a guy who had these big bear paws. It was always funny to watch a new person's face as they shook his hand. They always pulled back with a "what the fuck just got a hold of me" look on their face. It was like shaking a 6"x6" beam. And the fucker would crush you but you better take it like a man and squeeze back.

[f0ur sixer]